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The esteemed Crank o' the Day for 2026 May 03:
Landover Baptist Church
2000 Aug 02
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"The largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people to ever exist. Unsaved are not welcome! ... We believe in the whole Bible. We don't throw out the parts that make us feel uncomfortable, like the book of Leviticus. ... The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than .00 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders: Failure to show up at church on time, Failure to attend a church service without written permission from a pastor or other agreed upon authority, Church parking lot violations, Single males or females caught in the houses of members of the opposite sex without proper supervision ..."
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