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The esteemed Crank o' the Day for 2026 Aug 10:

illucid sweetsassyass.com 2004 Apr 06
     ... UFOlogy ...
"Incomparable Invisibility, God! Bend over, kiss ass bye. Better yet, eye up it. Whew! Wait. Don't dang dare dis Big Bang. View wisely worrywart germs whose down & dirty, deftly defiant, albeit disarmingly diplomatic, dearly Deity-free DNA divinely devised disguise: Homo sapiens. Saucy soul (sole cell) solos survival singularity, yet contrarily choruses with 100 trillion sisterly bugs: Otherworldly organsims organized to melodiously maintain magically microbial majesty for one Monster of A Microbe: Goddess Cosmo's hilariously hip Hominid of id (Nature's instinct). Surprise! In bod, no Jew God (greedy guys' guise to govern skies)."

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