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The esteemed Crank o' the Day for 2026 Aug 10:
sweetsassyass.com
2004 Apr 06
... UFOlogy
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"Incomparable Invisibility, God! Bend over, kiss ass bye. Better yet, eye up it. Whew! Wait. Don't dang dare dis Big Bang. View wisely worrywart germs whose down & dirty, deftly defiant, albeit disarmingly diplomatic, dearly Deity-free DNA divinely devised disguise: Homo sapiens. Saucy soul (sole cell) solos survival singularity, yet contrarily choruses with 100 trillion sisterly bugs: Otherworldly organsims organized to melodiously maintain magically microbial majesty for one Monster of A Microbe: Goddess Cosmo's hilariously hip Hominid of id (Nature's instinct). Surprise! In bod, no Jew God (greedy guys' guise to govern skies)."
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