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parody Secret Conspiracy World Government 2005 Dec 06
     ... conspiracy . One World Government . humor ...
"Hello loyal citizens, hello! Hello to those of you who wept softly in the night during our long silence. Hello to those that in the name of Electro-Jesus went forth and launched Wars of Faith against your neighbours and co-workers! Hello to the brave men in our fighting forces who even now struggle valiantly against our most hated foe, the wretched fungus men who swarm from their subterranean lairs to destroy our way of life and our massive Dredge Engines that each day destroy miles and miles of their habitat in our endless strip mining operations! Hello and welcome back from your Summer Vacations!"

parody Nintendo's Portable Simultaneous 4-Player Game Cube 2005 Oct 07
     ... Time Cube . humor ...
"ony evil is Microsoft worship. Revelations for Pichu and Pikachu's immaculate creation., that equates a whole lot of money and the 'Missingno' of game glitches. Cube synergy voids 2-company system. 4-players voids Windows god. I bet you can't handle Mew."

parody Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Morality 2005 Oct 07
     ... religion . resources . humor ...
"Welcome to the Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Morality. We are concerned American Christians who want to restore our great nation to its roots in the Old Testament's unchanging morality. We cannot remain God?s favorite nation for very long until we as a nation scrupulously observe the literal meaning of every word in the Bible (King James only, please). We believe that the entire Bible ? Genesis to Revelation ? sets forth God?s perfect plan for every aspect of our lives, and we don?t believe that God has changed His mind."

parody Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 2005 Oct 07
     ... Intelligent Design . resources . humor ...
"I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design. Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him."

parody World Jump Day 2005 Oct 07
     ... humor ...
"Join us in the attempt to drive planet Earth into a new orbit, by letting millions of people jump! Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours, and create a more homogeneous climate." Well, at least I hope it's a joke.

parody Dihydrogen Monoxide Page 2000 Aug 30
     ... humor ...
"The controversy surrounding dihydrogen monoxide has never been more widely debated, and the goal of this site is to provide an unbiased data clearinghouse and a forum for public discussion."

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