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Discordian Society 2003 Mar 10
... Discordians ...: "Welcome to the rantings of mad-men! Yes, this material was generated by a group that I would seriously consider to be insane. Especially after having read all this stuff. If you can make sense out of it all let me know, and send me the explanation! I apologize, all the pages had to be scanned in as images. In keeping with the already generated madness (as if it wasn't enough to begin with) they are all different sizes. Please be patient downloading them."
Church of the Subgenius 2001 Jan 14
... Discordians ...: Yep. The Church of the Subgenius -- the retarded stepchildren of the Discordians. In English, French, Spanish, and Italian.
Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health 2000 Aug 05
... medicine . Discordians ...: "Discover the rich history of menstruation and women's health on this Web site for the only museum in the world devoted to menstruation and selected topics of women's health!"
The Church of Euthenasia 2000 Aug 02
... Discordians . politics ...: "The Church of Euthanasia was inspired by a dream, in which Rev. Chris Korda confronted an alien intelligence known as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev. Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's infamous slogan, Save the Planet -- Kill Yourself."
The Church of Virus 2000 Aug 02
... religion . Discordians ...: "... was originally created to compete with the traditional (irrational) religions in the human ideosphere with the idea that it would introduce and propagate memes which would ensure the survival and evolution of our species. The main advantage conferred upon adherents is Virus provides a conceptual framework for leading a truly meaningful life and attaining immortality without resorting to mystical delusions."
Discordia 2000 Jun 09
... Discordians ...: "Some of the coolest stuff to come out of the minds of the strangest people fnord. Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!"
House of Techno-Discordians 2000 May 26
... Discordians ...: "We are a non-prophet irreligious disorganization dedicated to the exploration of the technological manifestations of Eris Discordia, goddess of chaos. Just one of the many discordian cabals."
HyperDiscordia 2000 May 26
... Discordians ...: "Praise be to Eris that the world has finally caught up with Discordians. We've known for centuries that the best way to experience anything (except, perhaps, for surgery) is rough-shod and willy-nilly, with tangents and cosines and all those other things that serve to hold your interest and keep you young. All that Greyface-induced order in grammar school didn't do anything but put you to sleep. Don't let them tell you how you should learn."
Screwy Ideas, Screwy Science 2000 Feb 13
... Discordians . science ...: "Questions about existence I want answere ... My hobo collective idea ... Why information should be free ... My theory for populating the Moon with robots ... Link to my crazy page (from when I was in an asylum) ... The line between inanity and genius is measured in nanometers! And my ideas are measured in light-years."
Collective Against Consensual Sanity 2000 Jan 06
... Discordians ...: "Cogito ergo something ... Management virus ... The truth is out there ... Save a school, kill a jock ... Teaching tolerance .... TV psychology ..."
Principia Discordia by Malaclypse the Younger 1999 Oct 24
... Discordians ...: "... or, How I Found the Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her ... The magnum opiate of Malaclypse the Younger ... Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything ..."
American Dairy Prevention Council 1999 Jun 29
... Discordians ...: "Space and Time Conquest Corps (on hiatus) ... Paranormal Telemarketing Division ... Historical Documentation (questionable accuracy) ..."
The Society for the Prevention of Plate Tectonics 1999 May 27
... Discordians ...: "... is dedicated to the prevention of plate movements on planets. We attempt to use technology or any other useful means to prevent continental drift and the associated disastrous earthquakes and volcanoes."