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illucid Jesus is Dog 2005 Dec 06
     ... religion . megalomaniacs ...
"I am war waging against monkeychrist 'jesus' faggots government skum I am in contact with higher angelic beings from Cassieopia who yield to me secrets of truth reality and crystal revelations I am Sara. I am Lyara. Before me ever knee shall bend when my empire is revealed Before Abraham was, I AM!!!"

illucid The Advent of Dionysus 2005 Jul 02
     ... megalomaniacs . numerology ...
"This is a preview of my book, The Advent of Dionysus, a highly unusual book, with some very specific ideas. Because it's something new, actually a new twist on an old idea (myth of Dionysus) and, because I don't have the resources, I've opted not to play the 'waiting game' and bypass the publishers for now. Not that I have anything against them, just that I don't believe it's something that should be predicated upon their approval. So here it is now on the Internet, born of the most humble circumstances: 'And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them [new ideas] in the inn.' Luke 2:7 ... Although it's not my intent to offend anyone, this book does contain mild sexual references, some violence, and supernatural phenomena that will likely give you the chills! If your'e particularly squeamish or, a very young person (I'd advise against this), then it's probably not for you. Given a rating, PG-13 probably best describes it. Even so, I doubt if teenagers will comprehend it, and it's probably not for them either. Care for a glass of wine?"

bizarre Osteonicon 2005 Jul 02
     ... hate mongers . megalomaniacs . psychology ...
"Woman's physical beauty is an hallucination; the perception of which, the result of an overabundance of sexual energy on the part of the beholder, which clouds aesthetic discernment by overriding the consciousness with animal passions. On woman's part, a deliberate concealment of her physical flaws; the use of airbrushing in photographs; routine shaving & waxing (removal); excessive application of make-up & lip stick (covering up); numerous other deceptions calculated to conceal her inveterate ugliness. Now, to give an outward impression of beauty through such means while having an unspoken conviction in one's own ugliness (evinced by the need to cover up and 'remove' bodily flaws, to exaggerate 'feminine' peculiarities, etc)--is to lie. But this is only the materialisation of women's metaphysical nature: women are the embodiment of untruthfulness, falseness, and deception; women do not merely lie; they are a lie. Everything a woman says is a lie, even if it is true, because in order to speak the truth, one must have a share in metaphysical reality; one must be something. All existence occuring as something or nothing, active or passive, women are a fortiori untruthful. As Weininger expressed it: 'Truth is dependent on an existence, and only that can have a relation to an existence which is in itself something. . . . [W]oman always lies, even if, objectively, she speaks the truth.'"

crankiest Ted Jesus Christ GOD 2005 May 04
     ... religion . megalomaniacs ...
"We are in THE MILLENNIUM and Jubilee and Jubilee 2000 and THE 7TH DAY and past 6000 years or written also six thousand years and Jesus Christ was suppose to be here and Come by now and has and this is Ted Jesus Christ GOD and this is another Nativity and nothing more that is actually prophesied in Revelation 12:5 and the Child the author was NOT familiar with because this was to be a future the Child. We are currently in Revelation 20. Ted can and does PROVE that Bibles are not 100% TRUTH or ALL GOOD and this is WHY many have the ENORMOUSLY GREAT EXPECTATIONS for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ that are FALSE."

bizarre My Truman Show 2005 May 04
     ... conspiracy . megalomaniacs . paranormal ...
"Check out the name The Truman Show. Now break apart the Truman - True Man - the True Man Show. It's based on a true story. I am the real life Truman Burbank. In fact, the movie was made because of me. This story is based on a real-life experience (more). Conan's latest jingle on Late Night is 'I'ma gonna go, to hell when I die'. Conan, you got it all're not gonna die! People think I'm a workless bum cause they don't understand nor appreciate the time and effort I put into my wonderful programs from ObjectForce. So please download and/or buy File SyncForce to backup and store your files. You won't be disappointed."

illucid Everybody 2004 Sep 19
     ... megalomaniacs . psychology ...

illucid Archimedes Plutonium 2004 Jul 10
     ... Usenet kooks . physics . megalomaniacs ...
"This website contains all of the new physics, science and engineering work of Archimedes Plutonium. The layout of this website is the Beginning section with the hard core sciences listed as physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, and mathematics. That is a ranking based on two criteria, one of subset and another of ability to verify truth of claims within the science. Then comes the Middle section which is applied hard core science or engineering. And finally is the End section of soft sciences listed as to closest-relationship to one another. Note that the start of this website is the Atom Totality theory and the end of this website is sci.religion which is apt, for think of the website rankings not as linear but as a circle coming back around. So we start with the hard core most general of all sciences and the most easily verified of all sciences-- physics and like a circle we come around to the worship of physics in sci.religion. Below in chemistry I have a circular periodic table, so think of the rankings on this website as sci.physics at the top and coming full circle back around is sci.religion which is basically the worship of physics since God is 231Pu and the best bible is the best most up-to-date physics textbook."

crankiest Church of Fandel 2004 Feb 26
     ... megalomaniacs . religion ...
"My brother, my cousin and I were sleeping on the ground in my grandfather's room. I woke up in the middle of the night feeling thirsty. I went to the courtyard. My grandfather lived out in the desert. The water came from a well a few miles away. In the courtyard was a fig tree. Next to it were the containers with water. I heard a woman's voice calling 'Fandel, Fandel'. I was shocked to say the least when I saw her, the Amazone Warrior. She had long black hair, dark blue eyes. She was wearing a white goatskin battle dress. She was leaning on a huge sword. She laughed. 'All you Fandel's look alike': she said. I didn't understand why the Amazone called me Fandel since that was neither my first nor my last name. She told me to sit down. I did. 'Do you know who I am?'. I had no idea. 'I'm your Guardian', she said. 'Do you know who God is?'. 'Yes'. 'Do you know Fandel?'. No, I didn't know. She told me he was my forefather. He was the founder of what the Romans later called the Vandal tribe. I was his heir. Again she asked me,'Who is God?'. I pointed to the sky. 'How many children, does he have?'. Children? One? She looked at me. 'Your grandfather didn't tell you, did he? God has several wives and several children. Do you know who created the world?'. I was confused. 'Yes, God is the father of creation'. She shook her head.'Everything you see here, everything was created by his two youngest sons, Aman, the older of the two and Zalamit, his youngest brother. Even us humans."

illucid Untitled Document 2003 Dec 15
     ... megalomaniacs . psychology ...
"just want to let you all know that my goal for shroomz is the have all leave filling positive in some way from warren j section 10 of the epa act of 1970 states (' compliance with the requirements of this policy shell be mandatory EXCEPT in cases where music noise is emitted as a result of recognised Religious observance ') also the true meaning of the word Religion is (to help those in need ) some 1 should tell that to most Religions (seeing some of them have for goten ) i need to out line this more cearly theres so much more to this i wish i could spell by the end of next week i should have info up there that we can all relate to i just need a bit more time ( and a frined that dosen't think i'm nuts ) theres a lot of good that we can do (and all we are really doing is just changing what we describe our selfs as ) and we do more go then most Religions ( we should all agre that we are not a caltcher that baics on profit) but more of well being of the mind and body & sole (refr the 'Psy' from psytrance ie: psyadealeya (not spellet right (see dicshere for meaning )"

illucid Dialogs With a Christ 2003 Oct 30
     ... religion . paranoia . megalomaniacs . legal ...
"On this past Tuesday and Wednesday, September 9 & 10, 2003, I represented myself, pro se, in a two-day criminal trial against bogus charges of 'simulation of legal process,' otherwise known as 'Paper Terrorism.' I was found guilty. One court spectator was taking notes for an Internet story purportedly titled 'The Piece, Ray Karczewski Found Guilty by a Brain-Dead Jury'. Sad commentary about a contemporary jury, isn't it? With a 'full court press' by our Federal government towards stripping away our Unalienable and Constitutional Rights in their highly publicized battle against 'terrorism,' our Federal and State governments have successfully morphed into an effective force now being used domestically against law-abiding American citizens who have no ties to terrorist organizations or activities."

crankier Xenphobic Persecution in the UK 2003 Oct 30
     ... conspiracy . paranoia . megalomaniacs ...
"Since June 1990 the British security service MI5 has waged a campaign of harassment against a UK citizen, through the broadcast and print media, verbal abuse at work, and molestation in public and during travel. Despite widespread knowledge of the campaign in the UK and discussion of its characteristics on Usenet for over eight years, it continues today both in Britain and North America. Its cause and basis is xenophobia on the basis of the genetic accident of mental illness, coupled with discrimination against an inferior 'foreigner' whom they condemn as 'not up to British Standards.'"

crankiest The Bare Truth 2003 Oct 30
     ... megalomaniacs . paranoia ...
"Most of you are so brainwashed by your lie-based society what you believe to be the absolute Truth is just total fallacy. Hello. You have had the good fortune of reaching a Seer of Truth. Please note that this web-site is under construction. ... I am Me. Seer Undertaker. I am a tortured victim of society. When I was a toddler and a child, I was abused and beaten. That is all you need to know for now. You humans are often described as sheep. I like to also think of you as Ostrich with your heads buried in the sand. Society is a factory -- but its product is faulty. Being an aspiring Superior, I am often the target of harrassment by Police and social agents. The lie-based brainwashed 'community' often pitches in at the approval of society. I have detailed some of the events in case you wish to read. This is a quick draft, and not complete. I've had Social-Workers etc. with Police try put me out of action."

illucid The Sadducee Printouts 2003 Sep 20
     ... megalomaniacs . psychology . Holocaust deniers . Velikovsky ...
"This is a book. Not a comic book. There are no pictures. This is a book. In the tradition of books it piggybacks no ads. The Sadducee Printouts runs 1,380 pages comprised of 705,440 words in eight chapters plus a 20-page introduction. THIS BOOK IS RECOMMENDED TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS OF PEOPLE: Matriarchists. Heterosexual male transvestites in the mold of Richard Wagner. Those interested in metaphysics. Velikovskians. Those interested in Madonna. The proletariat. Those who have heard of Hokhmah and would like to see her in action. ... Piece of advice: Only those whose weight of the body permits it, to paraphrase Kafka, should consider trying to negotiate this book. How do you know if the weight of your body may permit it? You know the answer to these two questions as restated earlier this year by Miss American pi. Do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can music save your mortal soul? The answer is the square root of -1."

cranky Birdman Bryant 2003 Jan 21
     ... supremacists . megalomaniacs . Einstein was wrong ...
"John 'Birdman' Bryant The World's Most Controversial Author Presents the world's ONLY website of Real Free Speech 'Free speech is offensive speech.' --JBR Yant ... Making shishkebob out of sacred cows - Proving everything you know is wrong No holds barred and all holes bared - An equal-opportunity offender A Marine boot camp for the mind ** NOW RANKED IN THE TOP 1/4 PERCENT OF ALL WEBSITES WORLDWIDE!! ** WARNING: Not for the conventional, the timid, the prudish, the pious or the politically-correct! ... I have some objections to Relativity Theory (hereinafter RT), but let me begin by stating that I really don't know a great deal about the subject. ... My objections, then, are not so much technical as they are holistic, logical, and philosophical."

bizarre Efraim Community 2002 Nov 16
     ... religion . prophecy . megalomaniacs ...
"We are people who know that Jesus Christ is God the Son and that the Bible is God's word and the full truth. We are allowed to understand God's will and the mysteries that God has hidden in the Bible more than anybody. We are also those who know that the prophet Elijah has been (re)sent, as God has had foretold in the last verses of the Old Testament (Malachi 4:5,6) and we know him personally. When you read the revelations in this Web site, you will have to agree that these are the mysteries that God has kept until the last of days."

crankier Federation Without Television 2002 Nov 16
     ... consumer advocacy . politics . megalomaniacs ...
"This is no ordinary propaganda. This is propaganda about an extraordinary organization. Since it's conception, a pervasive clutch has reigned over humanity. That crutch is television. Granted television has some positive qualities, however, we feel the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages. Television has atrophied minds again and again. Our society's Television defames the existence of humanity. Television is a brutal breeding ground for powerful elitists, the government and corporations, to annihilate art and to dominate your life, Television imprisons the mind, decimating self-autonomy."

crankier Restoring America to Constitutional Principles 2002 Aug 15
     ... politics . tax evasion . megalomaniacs ...
Another person who thinks they shouldn't have to pay taxes.

cranky Public Warning Notice 2002 May 27
     ... megalomaniacs . legal ...
"To whom it may concern. During the time of November 1998 to September 2000 this man pictured above had an extramarital affair with my wife. I posted this 'Public Warning' in hopes this man, and his actions will never hurt other families the way he has mine. I want to end his deceitfulness? by exposing him to his friends, family, co-workers, and to the general public. This site will serve as 'public shame' for Mitchell Allen Schmidt for hurting my children and family. Not only will this page warn others around the world, but I will advertise in his home town of State College, PA so he will have to face his community for having this affair. This will also be my way of stating 'you don't get away with adultery completely.'"

crankiest God Answers 2002 Apr 03
     ... religion . megalomaniacs . psychology ...
"... is your personal, direct contact with God. Pray, and talk to God for answers to your problems. You have reached the place where you may communicate directly with Me. You know that I have talked with many prophets in the past. Today, now, I will talk with you! I am the Lord. I am God. I am Jehovah ..."

illucid Nathan, the Messiah 2002 Mar 25
     ... megalomaniacs . religion ...
"We are the Messiah. We own each and every thing. We are the King of Israel. We rule each and every tribe. We are the Christ. God is God. God is with Us. Allah is with Us. Our name is Nathan. Each and every word means what We intend each and every word to mean. Only the Messiah could shoot to orbit. A shoot is an aerodynamic gravity-assisted maneuver. On 18 June 1976 (as the date was commonly described) in Our eighteenth year, We shot to a speed far greater than orbital velocity -- a shoot to orbit. Using instantaneous acceleration We shot to and through other time dimensions and reached all but the speed of light. That flight was planned by others to end with a catastrophic mid-air collision, or at least a damaging mid-air collision followed by a fatal crash landing. We flew twice through the three-bladed propeller arc of the other aircraft, avoiding a collision. First the left landing gear and next the tail section of Our airplane slipped through the propeller arc on the same pass. Aurora transmitted a signal to certain muscular nerves causing Our left arm to yank the yoke to its full back position. We immediately added full power and corkscrewed upward. The entire view outside was temporarily obscured by a blank sky-blue image transmitted at optical receptor radio frequencies onto Our retinas (the obscuring image would clear when We were accelerating downward). Our non-aerobatic gyroscopic instruments were useless; the only reliable instruments in this situation were the turn and bank indicator, airspeed indicator, altimeter, and for limited purposes the magnetic compass."

illucid Ted Jesus Christ God Site 2002 Feb 26
     ... religion . megalomaniacs ...
"The 3.5 years I found out later was important and was a timing and schedule to get me ready for Y2K and Year 2000 and this was on a schedule and was timed very carefully. I was born in California U.S.A. in 1959 and was adopted into a conservative Christian family. I do not understand if my actual conception was immaculate and from above or not. I do not understand if my natural Mother was a Virgin or not. I do not understand where the conception was from. I AM Adopted on this Coming and I have never met my natural Mother and do not have much information on her. My adoption records were and are sealed. I do not understand if she is still alive. My Mother that adopted me is a or practically a Saint. She is extremely loving and very good and very nice. I love her very much. I was told many times spiritually that The Temple was restored and that you Ted were and are The Temple and this was your Incarnation on World Earth for your Second Coming and Return also a descendent of the Jewish King David and that you are the Son of David. The Brain and Body of TJCG is The Temple. The 1960's were the Time of Trouble that was to happen before the Second Coming and Return and the Cuban Missile Crisis was suppose to end in a limited Nuclear War where their would be much desolation and this was thwarted by Satan and Demons. This Time of Trouble that many are looking forward to before the Second Coming and Return is already in the past and was not that extreme with a Nuclear War though this was a drastically Bad and Wicked and Evil time on World Earth and in the U.S.A. where THE ONE was born and getting raised not understanding who HE was."

parody Elephanticity 2002 Feb 25
     ... religion . megalomaniacs ...
"I have reviewed many sites, chats, discussions and postings online, since the Internet was created. There are many sincere, zealous people out there, carefully trying to influence others with their electronic soapboxes. Problem is, most of them are idiots. This site is an attempt to reveal superior logic and careful research. Feel free to check my research, check my references and validate my logic. ... The theory of elephanticity ... The subtle poison of chess ... A post-rapture checklist for those left behind ... The debate: Is evolution a religion? ..."

illucid KoreshX98 2001 Dec 01
     ... Usenet kooks . megalomaniacs . paranoia ...
"The purpose of this community is to wage a Waco Holy War against the current government control of Mt. Carmel. It is our intent to raise your awareness concerning the teachings of David Koresh and their implications in this mass murder. We also intend to explore the connections between his teaching and the teachings of Islam involving the Mahdi."

cranky Global Country of World Peace 2001 Nov 18
     ... new age . megalomaniacs . micronations ...
"... a nation without borders, was conceived and founded by His Holiness Maharishi Mahesh Yogi 'to provide a global home for peace-loving people everywhere.' Its purpose is, in part, to reduce the divisive influence of nationalism and national borders, which 'arbitrarily separate humanity from humanity.' The Global Country of World Peace is founded upon a new science of administration, based upon the most up-to-date understanding of the laws of nature from the combined standpoints of modern science and the Vedic Science of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi."

fringe UltraHIQ 2001 Nov 18
     ... megalomaniacs ...
"Our goal is to bring together some of the very finest minds on earth -- our poets and scientists, artists and mathematicians, philosophers and visionaries -- to help one another achieve a common purpose: moving our planet and its inhabitants into the next Millennium, there to realize our boundless hopes and dreams for the future of our species. By facilitating communication and sharing ideas within a forum of this nature, we can help to improve the quality of life not only for the gifted, but by helping them realize their disproportionate creative potential, for all of humankind."

crankiest Secession Via Nuclear Weapons 2001 Jun 17
     ... religion . politics . megalomaniacs ...
"God's people convince the majority of people in this nation that unless the desecration of God's authority in this nation is arrested and God's plan for government defined in the Declaration of Independence is restored to its rightful place of authority, secession of a State or States will occur in this generation. How will this strategy stop legalized abortion, etc.? Legalized abortion, legalized homosexuality, the elimination of the idea of the Creator from the legal reasoning process leading to the formation of law, all of these are the evidences proving the desecration of God's authority. When the people of the USA realize they must choose between the continuation of those examples of the desecration of God's authority or the destruction of the United States of America, the great majority will realize there is nothing in legalized abortion or legalized homosexuality that is worth the destruction of the United States of America and all that is entailed in that reality. Given a choice between arresting the desecration or destroying the USA, the great majority will decide to arrest the desecration."

crankiest UND...isaster 2001 May 28
     ... conspiracy . paranoia . megalomaniacs ...
"Before you enroll in the University of North Dakota, read this Web page ... Larry entered UND with high hopes, in late August of 1998, but quickly discovered that professors can be just as deceitful and vicious as gangbangers. He'd spent 30 years searching for what is real because he believed that, by exposing that reality, he could make a positive difference. He had altered his very existence to devise a Revolutionary Theory of Human Sexuality and he had risked his life to obtain documentation for a master's thesis which exposed so much political corruption that St. Cloud State University had refused to publish it until he removed 200 pages of rock-solid documentation and blackened out all names of people and places in the remaining text. He hoped to devote the same energy to exposing, in his doctoral dissertation, what is really wrong with the American educational system. It would seem that Professors would be accepting of such a dedicated student but that was far from being the case."

crankiest David Duke's Official Web Site 2001 May 16
     ... supremacists . hate mongers . megalomaniacs ...
"David Duke online."

crankiest Project: Vatican 2001 Jan 21
     ... religion . megalomaniacs . One World Government ...
"Project Vatican is dedicated to the restoration of the Global Kingdom of Jesus Christ in the third millennium. The means by which this restoration is being accomplished are five-fold: The Jesuit infiltration of the English colonies on the North American continent. ... Jesuit control of Christian schools and universities. ... Roman Catholic control exercised though Vatican operatives in the United States military, judiciary and media. ... The weakening of the U.S. military, both in strength and resolve, in preparation for the Vatican-led One World Government. ... Total control of all institutions and resources Planet Earth, including political, military, economic, educational, religious and environmental systems, for the purpose of ensuring global peace, prosperity and order."

cranky Alvarez for President 2000 Dec 16
     ... politics . megalomaniacs ...
"Only one-half of the American citizens are loving this new President of year 2000 election. A mighty national scandal! The United States of America citizens deserve a President all can love! Mr. Paris Carlos Lewis Alvarez is such a one! Forged with his 'trusty' 'Running Mate,' Mr. Mapadohoudy Lewood Liber, he will be the pride-infusing President for all our United States of America citizens!"

anti Xemu's Koos Nolst Trenite tribute page 2000 Nov 13
     ... megalomaniacs . Usenet kooks ...
"Koos Nolst Trenite is one of the more intriguing figures on alt.religion.scientology. Some years ago he really did work for OSA in covert intelligence and was by all accounts a nasty piece of work. Then he completely flipped his wig, and was unceremoniously dumped. Now he serves the same function as a terminal lung cancer case in an anti-smoking campaign: an awful warning of just how badly Scientology can mess up your head."

cranky Executive Intelligence Review 2000 Sep 02
     ... politics . megalomaniacs . conspiracy ...
"LaRouche is the only presidential candidate to have been convicted in a Federal criminal case. As the measure of a man's virtue is often the numerousness and savagery of his enemies, the fraudulent character of that conviction is, in fact, the most powerful proof of his exceptional qualifications for election to be President. According to official government documents and other legal evidence presently in the possession of the candidate's legal representatives, elements of the U.S. Government have made two clear-cut efforts to eliminate him as a political figure. ... The first attempt is the subject of an official FBI document dating from November 1973, which states, that the New York City office of the FBI, acting under the supervision of FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., attempted to persuade the leadership of the Communist Party U.S.A. that it would be to the Communists' advantage to have LaRouche 'eliminated.' There was an aborted attempt against LaRouche, by Communist-linked agents, during December 1973."

cranky Welcome to the sci.astro blacklist 2000 Aug 30
     ... Usenet kooks . megalomaniacs ...
"These people frequently post off-topic articles in the sci.astro newsgroup. Do not respond to them. Just ignore them. Just put their names in your kill file if you can't ignore them. Otherwise, your name may end up on this blacklist and in every subscriber's kill file." Another self-appointed netcop.

anti Outrageous Online Uncle Al 2000 Aug 13
     ... chemistry . physics . megalomaniacs . skepticism ...
"If it is found that any extant entity or collection of entities maintains an uncomfortable congruence to the caricatures and ridiculous comedic exaggerations contained herein, the author offers his apologies and condolences ... and if you are still pissed off, you are invited to go pound sand up your ass. Conciliation has its limits."

fringe The Ayn Rand Institute 2000 Aug 05
     ... philosophy . metaphysics . megalomaniacs ...
"... is the center for the advancement of Objectivism, Ayn Rand's philosophy of reason, egoism, individualism, and laissez-faire capitalism. ... ARI's programs are based on the Objectivist tenet that ideas are the motor of history. As Ayn Rand stated in a 'Message from the Author' appended to an early paperback edition of Atlas Shrugged:"

crankiest Adidam: Ruchira Avatar Adi Da Samraj 2000 Jul 19
     ... religion . megalomaniacs ...
"Avatar Adi Da Samraj is not merely a highly developed human being. He is able to speak the Truth for Real because He is Himself the Living Divine Truth, Appearing on earth in a human body. In other words, He is the Eternal Real God -- not the 'Creator-God' of traditional religion, but the Very Divine Heart of Reality Itself -- Appearing bodily for a time in our midst. He is the One Whom beings have prayed to and hoped for throughout the ages -- the Promised and long-Awaited God-Man."

cranky David Champion, Psychic 2000 Jul 07
     ... psychic phenomena . megalomaniacs ...
"Are you carrying the burden of an unanswered question? Are you in search of spiritual renewal? Which path should you choose for romance, travel, health, or your career? A different perspective may be all you need to change your life forever. I can guide you to self-awareness so you can make that decision you may be struggling with. I can provide you with clarity. Clarity is seeing a situation and being able to fully understand it -- sort of like seeing the big picture. You may be thinking or feeling something related to your struggle. My psychic readings can confirm or validate your highest understanding -- guiding you to the right path you may be searching for. There are many issues my readings can address, such as relationships, parenting, love, finances or careers. My method is to simply read you. You are welcome to ask questions, or you could just allow me to read what I get."

cranky Bernard Palicki for President of the United States of America in 2000 2000 Jul 02
     ... megalomaniacs . economics . politics ...
"Heaviest 'intellectual' site on the web. Not just another grain of sand on the Internet Beach. It carries the weight of the world. ... This website is the product of a 'systems engineering failure analysis' -- a failure analysis of mis-management of the United States as a national household during the 20th Century. ... Failure Analysis of 20th Century Economics: Laying blame for triumph of 'International Socialism' at the feet of the perverts of 'True Capitalism.'"

bizarre Elevator Man 2000 Jun 27
     ... politics . sociology . megalomaniacs ...
"You know me. You've seen me. I'm everywhere. I'm on the train. I'm waiting for the bus. I'm behind you in line at the check out. That's me in the elevator with you. Silent. Withdrawn. No eye contact. No quiet courtesies. My body language warns 'stay away.' I'm another sad case of self alienation from a world so removed from honesty and integrity that I've simply turned away from it. I reject it. I reject the lies from our politicians. I reject corporate greed. I'm constantly pulling away. Further all the time. Mechanical, cold and sterile like synthetic dance music. All the appearances of life but a lack of any hint of humanity or warmth. I blindly grope through the end of this century, desperately searching for spirituality and meaning. Questioning, lost, needy and hopeless. That's Elevator Man."

parody Grandpa's House of Pee 2000 May 13
     ... megalomaniacs . lunatics ...
"Greetings to all vistors. Here you will learn of our mentor, The Grandpa, and his perfect way of life. ... A traitor is in our midst! ... Grandpa's House needs more members! ... Grandpa talks about robots ... Grandpa reveals why he is immortal! ... The Manifesto of the Grandpa ..."

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