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crankier Tony's Home Page 2005 Dec 23
     ... particle physics . apocalypse . politics . quantum mechanics . paranoia ...
"My book was banned by Cornell ... VoDou Physics ... ET? ... NO ET? ... 2012 ... Oil and Kittens ... Divine Justice 2000: Gore's loss to Bush ... Quantum Consciousness ... Compton Radius Vortex ... Conformal Gravity ... 130 GeV Truth Quark ..."

cranky Bogus 9/11 truth claims 2005 Dec 23
     ... September 11 . politics ...
"9/11 was an inside job, but some claims of complicity are hoaxes muddying the waters to discredit the 9/11 Truth Movement ... A tactic similar to (if not part of) the Karl Rove strategy of promoting true material wrapped in a package of lies, such as the supposedly fake documents given to CBS News (see BS?) that had the accurate conclusion that Bush went AWOL from the National Guard. ... Many 9/11 websites that claim to have proof about 9/11 complicity promote claims that are not true -- a few appear to be promoting nonsense deliberately. Most of the liars make sure to include enough real material to establish their bona fides before lying. Many websites, publications, books and movies that contain erroneous information about 9/11 complicity issues are well-meaning and merely have been fooled by some of the hoaxes -- but good intentions do not make the claims true. The REAL evidence that 9/11 was an inside job is hard to find due to loud liars offering phony evidence used to distract (and discredit) 9/11 skeptics. The growing flood of fake claims for complicity is evidence of a sophisticated psychological warfare effort to cover the tracks of the conspiracy."

bizarre Virgin Resistance 2005 Jul 02
     ... politics ...
"The new recipie that I have invented for attacking slut whore pop culture, is seeing that it is a conservative fallacy to look at all of the sex media blitz and half naked teenage girls on the covers of CD's and such and ask 'How can we get rid of all of this?'. The solution is not to subtract! It is to ADD! Addressing the anger and the backlash that the sexual teeny bopper industry has generated will be the way to sour the milk of the sex industry. Putting pictures of the Trench Coat Mafia next to Brittney Spears really gets the idea across."

cranky The Jewish Tribal Review 2005 Jul 02
     ... hate mongers . conspiracy . politics ...
"A compilation of links to online articles largely from mainstream media sources about Jewish and Zionist influence in popular culture, Jewish ethnocentrism, Jewish power, Jewish wealth, American Judeocentrism, and Jewish political lobbying."

illucid The History of the Conspiracy Against Tobacco 2005 Jul 02
     ... politics ...
"We consider a civilized society to be one in which science is revered, not twisted and perverted and crassly used as a cynical tool of totalitarian political manipulation. To the bloodsucking anti-smoker filth who oppress us, a 'civilized society' is one where 'scientists' are nothing but their corrupt, stinking whores, who service them by sanctifying their gushing diarrhea of lies and fraud and defamations, so they can wallow in their feces like pigs, gloating in triumph over a nation of despicable, brainless, spineless little eunuchs who flopped on their bellies and let the spoiled-rotten, bloodsucking filth get away with it. America is Filthy Bloodsucker Land - where a bloodsucking anti-smoker whining about a whiff of cigarette smoke gets front-page attention, year after year, while exposure of scientific fraud is ruthlessly suppressed. Filthy Bloodsucker Land, where our filthy bloodsucker dictators deploy their Mighty Wurtlitzer of propaganda to teach us lowly little peasants that our right not to have them steal our money is a less-than-insignificant trifle, compared to the filthy bloodsuckers' righteous moral indignation over the outrage of seeing a cigarette butt on the ground. Filthy Bloodsucker Land, where the pettiest, vilest, most subhuman form of lice are tenderly nurtured, encouraged, and rewarded with wealth and power!"

crankier Exopolitics 2005 May 04
     ... extraterrestrials . politics . conspiracy ...
"The essence of exopolitics is that our relationships depend on our interaction. Right now, our official human culture denies the existence of the ecology of intelligent civilizations that surround us in space and among the interactive Universe dimensions. There is not very far that we can get with that kind of denial. We are a sort of autistic civilization, insistent on the fact that we alone are alive. That autism is artificial. It is the result of a ruling network of terrestrial elites who have kept humanity ignorant of the existence of non-terrestrial civilizations for at least the past half-century, since the end of World War II. Open interaction with Universe society could yield fairly rapid results in forestalling our ecological crisis, and elevating human society. New energy non-polluting energy sources - of human design and application could at last be made available without their inventor's fearing assassination by petroleum and nuclear interests. Our petroleum civilization would be stalemated and made obsolete. Universe society's laws and institutions prohibit war as a conflict resolution mechanism. The ruling terrestrial elites - and the permanent war economy - have historically used war as a key means of production and power."

crankiest Cannibal Flesh Donor Program 2005 May 04
     ... politics ...
"The Cannibal Flesh Donor Program is an organization modelled upon the organ donor program, the basics of which you are no doubt familiar with. However, this program is designed with a much wider focus than saving individual human lives. As an organ donor, your sacrifice benefits only humans. But as a flesh donor, you would be reducing animal suffering, saving natural habitat from being cleared for agriculture, and saving human lives. How is this possible? Simple! When you become a flesh donor, you agree to donate your body, in the event of your death, for human consumption, thereby reducing the number of animals raised and slaughtered for food. As a direct result of this decrease in meat production, less wilderness land will be required for agriculture and more food will be available for the 6.4 billion humans on this planet. And the real beauty of the Cannibal Flesh Donor Program is that it doesn?t require the citizens of the industrialized first world nations to relinquish flesh from their diets."

cranky Three World Wars 2005 Feb 12
     ... conspiracy . politics . history ...
"Are you losing sleep because you don't know what's happening in this world of ours? Sick of the constant babble spewed forth from almost all network news stations, where they seem to say so much, and yet inform so little about what is clearly the current World War Three? Desperate in your quest to find the real reason events are transpiring the way they are, and yet not finding any answers? Want to know when World War Three started? Do you understand the bigger picture? Are you really able to stand back and grasp the helicopter view of current events? Are you too easily influenced by the useless 'news' regurgitated by today's controlled media? Are you bombarded by too much information of inconsequential import to be able to 'time out' and understand where this is all leading? Wouldn't the way you live your life be vastly different if you understood what's happening around you? If you don't know how much of recent history has been manipulated to achieve the desires of powerful leaders, you may be setting yourself up for treatment similar to those who suffered in the German concentration camps in the 1940's."

crankier Joe Vialls, Private Investigator, Exposing Media Disinformation 2005 Feb 12
     ... politics . conspiracy ...
"Zionist Elite Prepares to Desert America, Pt 2 ... Condoleeza Rice's 'Profitable' Tsunami ... Zionist Elite Prepares to Desert America, Pt 1 ... Shock Jewish Double-Standard on Prince Harry ... Did New York Orchestrate The Asian Tsunami? ... China Backs Iran Against The Great Satan ... America's 'Dien Bien Phu' Has Started in Iraq ... British Troops to Die for America in Latifiyah ... Western Oil Cartel Nuked in Taba Hilton, Egypt"

crankier Inside the Bush/Clinton Crime Family 2004 Nov 06
     ... politics . religion ...
"Are we to remain a nation convenient to our politicians? Are we to remain a nation that, according to Bush Goon Former Kansas Senator Bob Dole is 'The Land of the Provincial and Home of the Naive Thank God'? .. Evil Bush and Kerry cannot profess Jesus as Lord and Savior. Why? Satanic Skull and Bones ... 'It's so secret we can't talk about it ...' -- George W. Bush, Jr., member, Skull & Bones."

crankier The New Enlightenment 2004 Sep 19
     ... politics . September 11 . conspiracy ...
"Daring to think the unthinkable about 9/11 ... Republicans are trying to fix the 2004 election ... Kerry's the man ... Police state USA? ..."

cranky Steve Wallis' socialist web page 2004 May 23
     ... politics . conspiracy ...
"I have recently modified my most important page, which I have called ?The most important web page you will ever read?. Find out about my torture by Glasgow police, corruption in the police force and NHS, assassinations, robots and the Scottish Socialist Party?s brilliant performance in the elections to the Scottish parliament. It?s serious stuff, and if you are at all genuine, then you?ll be dying to read it! Click here to read the most important web page you will ever read! ... Anybody who has read this web page in the last few months will be aware that I was arrested twice on the weekend of Saturday the 25th and Sunday the 26th of January for distributing subversive material ... You will also be aware that I am incarcerated as a political prisoner at Manchester Royal Infirmary."

crankiest Paradigm Shift 2004 May 23
     ... politics . conspiracy . antigravity . science ...
"Our students being educated in science at these institutions at tremendous cost are being lied to and indoctrinated just as blatantly as those in social sciences, literature, and the arts. Allan Hegland's new book PARADIGM SHIFT: The Failures of Scientific Theory and the Quest for Antigravity convincingly demonstrates that the theoretical foundations of astrophysics, particle physics, biology and geology are lies, and the professors preaching them know this but preach them anyway, consider - The Big Bang never happened, couldn't happen - The standard model of the atom is sheer nonsense - Particle physics spends billions of tax dollars on accelerators and has to come up with one iota of useful or valid information - Evolution was known to be a farce Darwin himself - The earth's crust was formed by meteor bombardment, gravity conflicts and crustal expansion, not by 'plate tectonics' ..."

cranky Three World Wars 2004 May 23
     ... history . politics . conspiracy . New World Order ...
"Are you losing sleep because you don't know what's happening in this world of ours? Sick of the constant babble spewed forth from almost all network news stations, where they seem to say so much, and yet inform so little? Desperate in your quest to find the real reason events are transpiring the way they are, and yet not finding any answers? Do you understand the bigger picture? Are you really able to stand back and grasp the helicopter view of current events? Are you too easily influenced by the useless 'news' regurgitated by today's controlled media? Are you bombarded by too much information of inconsequential import to be able to 'time out' and understand where this is all leading? Wouldn't the way you live your life be vastly different if you understood what's happening around you? If you don't know how much of recent history has been manipulated to achieve the desires of powerful leaders, you may be setting yourself up for treatment similar to those who suffered in the German concentration camps in the 1940's."

cranky 2004 Apr 06
     ... grand unification . politics ...
"- The Multiple Natures Conjecture: This essay explains my understanding of time and nature. I feel that this hypothesis may be the Final Theory of Everything that physics has been searching for. Most everyone else feels otherwise. - How To Be A Senator: The goal of this paper is to inspire those who are loosing faith in the ability of Democracy. It attempts to provide insight on the two issues that are the most crucial to the success of our Government: Education and Representation. A common theme is also enabling progress by the use of technology."

cranky Propaganda 2004 Feb 26
     ... New World Order . politics ...
"Exposing the New World Order and Government Sponsored Terrorism ... This website is neither left or right-wing. We offer the truth behind modern-day events because the mainstream media no longer fulfills this purpose."

crankier Closely Guarded Secrets: The Assassination of President Franklin D. Roosevelt 2004 Feb 26
     ... politics . conspiracy ...
"Shocking new evidence indicates that President Roosevelt did not die of a natural cause but was poisoned by Nazi agents, an assassination ordered by Germany's Fuehrer Adolph Hitler. Years of research and interviews of key witnesses eventually revealed how the assassination was carried out and why the true cause of FDR's death was carefully covered up for over a half century."

crankiest The Universal Way 2004 Feb 26
     ... politics . sociology . psychology ...
"The Universal Way web site contains the best information in the world: - an exploration of the near-death experience and the possibilities of life after death - a naturalistic and compassionate approach to the birthing and rearing of children - a recommendation in the use of herbal remedies and cures for many ailments - an interpretation of the motivations and meanings behind sexuality and family values - an exposure of a global genocidal conspiracy, and possible cures for the genocidal agent - a presentation of the pattern and structure of all things created in the Universe - a simple way of discerning the real meaning and true intentions of any doctrine - an examination of the possibility of alien life on other worlds, and on this world - a disclosure of the true power structure in control of the world - an education on the lawful and private use of money and finance - a series of simple definitions for complicated subjects - a children's book that teaches important life lessons for both children and adults - a collection of liberty-inspired free forms of government from the township to the universal level - a common sense legal system for intra-species interaction - a universal legal system for inter-species interaction - a plan for the grass-roots implementation of the forms of government and legal systems - a bibliography and recommendation of references used in the creation of this web site - a suite of solutions for the myriad problems of the human species - an analysis of the pertinent elements present in the different forms of government of the world - a knowledge system based on individual rights and responsibilities, and universal principles - a political party based on liberty-inspired free forms of government - an answer to the pertinent questions pertaining to life on this world, and on worlds beyond - an extensive compilation of links to verify and validate the information found herein"

crankier Vox News 2003 Dec 15
     ... conspiracy . politics ...

bizarre The Geniocracy Project 2003 Dec 15
     ... politics ...
"The Geniocracy Project is dedicated to the diffusion of information about Geniocracy. Through Geniocracy we foresee a solution to the largest problems of humanity, such as crime, pollution, war and hatred. In here you will find an innovative idea for the government that intends to ensure that the act of governing is filled with our best intelligence, a social agenda that focuses on the development and happiness of the individual, and an economic system that intend to free all of humanity from the slavery of work. This concept is revolutionary and peaceful and seeks to accelerate the world into a civilisation of pleasure."

illucid The New Physics 2003 Sep 20
     ... physics . politics . grand unification . history . End Times ...
"THE PLAN TO BEGIN THE VIGOROUS APPLICATION OF THIS TECHNOLOGY AGAINST THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ON ENLARGED SCALE BEGAN JULY 28, 1999 (the world-wide hallucination was 'empowered' -- meaning that your fantasy world is 'valid.') THIS CELESTIAL EVENT WAS EFFECTED BY THE END OF AUGUST, THAT YEAR, WITH THE CONCURRENT INSINUATION OF CONDITIONS CRIPPLING TO USA ECONOMY AND GLOBAL STABILITY SOON THEREAFTER. Materials detailing this ARE HERE ... Does anyone recognize Armegeddon? Don't think 'terror,' think 'tribulation.' Don't think Jihad/Holy War, think Armeggedon. Don't think NWO (New World Order,) think 'End Times.'"

crankier Stew Webb Federal Whistleblower 2003 Sep 20
     ... conspiracy . politics . September 11 ...
"America it is time to stand up for the Elected President Al Gore and Jail The Treasonist-Satanic-Drunk-Coke Head-psycho path killer Occupant George W. Bush. Therefore Mr. President Al Gore Tell The People The Truth, Before Bush Destroys America, It is your Duty You were Elected. Tell them how Bush Threatened to Kill Your Daughter."

cranky You Are Here in Reality 2003 Sep 20
     ... conspiracy . politics . September 11 . chemtrails ...
"Why was an Executive Jet owned by Omaha billionaire Warren Buffet 'tracking' Flight 93 instead of a military jet intercepting it? Why was Warren Buffet at Offutt Air Force base that morning? Why was the agent who blocked the Moussaoui investigation recently honored and given a large cash bonus? Why has the US media never examined the 'insider stock trading' the week before 9-11 that shorted AA and United Airlines stocks? Why weren't fighter jets from Andrews Air Force Base called in to intercept any hijacked airliners? Why did the White House try to stifle an independent investigation into the events of September 11? Why has the US media never scrutinized the now well known Bush & Bin Laden family, and the fact that Bin Laden family members were allowed to quietly leave the US after 9-11, without being questioned? Why does the media suppress the story of 400 9-11 victim's family members suing Bush for billion for knowingly allowing 9-11 to occur for political gain?"

illucid 700 Shuttles to End War on Earth 2003 Sep 20
     ... conspiracy . politics . technology . medicine . astronomy ...
"Written on index cards at Wild Oats in Boulder CO for Leslie Coon ... Marines can come home when Oil is Bankrupt, to protect the next Laci Peterson from being murdered by her Husband ... 5 Sept. 2003 5 am Leslie Coon's 48th BDay Today -- Happy Birthday Leslie Coon ... All is fair in love and war, I wrote a proposal to my girlfriend Leslie to help and inspire us to get a cure for breast cancer for the 40k women who will die in 2004, 2005 from breast cancer. I am home alone. Leslie and I are best friends but have not started working on 1,001 inventions or a breast cancer cure. Leslie has been gone for 4 weeks (on 1 Sept.) since reading my proposal she just took off from Boulder and has not been back or called. I leave her a phone message a day. I did convince Leslie we can get the breast cancer cure by telling her of my other inventions besides the electric windmill car, I have over 100 inventions besides the electric windmill car and some are very impressive.. I hoped to impress Leslie enough to accept my proposal -- I will have to wait. I said to her today lets get on to it and get to work on 1,001 invention projects and a cure for breast cancer as I am ripe and ready to work 24/7 for 30 days to say the least. Observers in our Orwellian society are part of our life, run our life so the decision to work 24/7 is not just up to Leslie and Greg but who ever runs things in our Orwellian society."

cranky Exopolitics 2003 Aug 03
     ... extraterrestrials . conspiracy . politics ...
"This site is dedicated to producing high quality research papers that focus on the political implications of what an overwhelming amount of evidence conclusively points to as an extraterrestrial presence on Earth that is known by clandestine government organizations who keep official knowledge of this presence secret from the general public and elected political officials. The evidence suggests that decision making is restricted to a small group of officials drawn primarily from the military and intelligence branches of various national governments who operate on a 'need to know' basis, and whose appointments are made in a way that 'stretches' or breaks accepted constitutional guidelines and processes. If one accepts the available evidence and concludes that the above is indeed occurring, then it is up to each individual to familiarize themselves with the issues and take whatever action is appropriate. The place to begin your journey through this site and discover Exopolitics is through the Research Study papers and the articles that are periodically published on this site."

illucid J.T. Photo 2003 Jun 19
     ... conspiracy . September 11 . politics ...
"THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT ... Focus your gaze on the spirals, until you hear our voices inside your head ... the voices say kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill ... arriving just in time for the Iraq War ... It's our old friend BIN LADEN! Now he LOVES Saddam. And he says DIE, AMERICAN PUSSYCAT, DIE! o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O ... JUST WHEN WE WERE BEGGING FOR PEACE! NOW WE'LL HAVE TO BOMB THAT NASTY SADDAM AND TAKE HIS OIL! Ariel Sharon will be ever so cross ..."

crankier The Masculist Trinity 2003 Jun 19
     ... chauvinists . politics ...
"Political goals: Elimination of discrimination based on sex in the civil rights act of 1964. Assumption of Father's Custody instead of Mother's Custody. Father's custody will help reduce the divorce rate while encouraging a positive view of men. ... An end to drug and substance laws which victimize men. Increase in government support for rehabilitating substance abusers. Support of a government sponsored war to improve men's health. Expansion of social programs and the transformation of them using masculist approaches. Re-masculinization of the military. Encouragement of the use of Facilitated Communication (FC) for people with autism, four out of five of which are male. FC is presently banned in most places which effectively muzzles men with autism. ... The elimination of feminist laws and programs of the past thirty years. The abolition of abortion."

cranky Will 2003 Jun 19
     ... September 11 . chemtrails . conspiracy . politics . New World Order ...
"Drawing on worldwide press reports, expert commentary and riveting eyewitness accounts, award-winning investigative reporter William Thomas presents the most comprehensive and up-to-the-minute look at the agents and agendas behind Sept. 11, and the 'War On Terror'. * Who were the hijackers, and why did they flunk flight training? * Did the White House know of the attacks in advance? * Who prevented nearby USAF interceptors from intervening? * Who profited from stock trades using 'insider' knowledge of the coming attacks? * How does mass trauma leave populations vulnerable to media manipulation? * How to deal with the Media, the Internet and the New World Order. * Did bin Laden do it?"

crankiest George W. Bush is the AntiChrist 2003 May 22
     ... politics . religion ...
"He snorted cocaine ... He dodged the draft ... His friends knew him as an alcoholic womanizer with a bad temper ... a failure at business until his wealthy friends rescued him ... then recently he was elected Governor of Texas ... he still couldn't think his way out of a burning phone booth without the advice of his staff ... and yet suddenly he's become our most celebrated presidential candidate, with the Republican nomination all but sewn up before a single ballot has been cast ... How has He done it? I submit that George Walker Bush is the ANTI-CHRIST! And finally I have accumulated more-than-enough proof!"

bizarre 2003 May 22
     ... politics ...
"At least 5,000 racial, ethnic, linguistic and cultural groups are lumped together into only 189 nation states. Most of the world's violent conflicts are related to struggles for dominance within or independence from some large, multi-national nation state. A large percentage of the world?s people (especially in populous India, China, Indonesia and Africa) would choose to secede from their respective nation states if given the opportunity. ... As we enter the Twenty-First century, the desire for individual liberty is at an all time high. We are developing the computer and other technology which can secure it--even as large nation states begin a new nuclear arms race that is hurtling us towards almost inevitable accidental or intentional nuclear war. The time has come to recognize that the great nation state ?experiment? of the last five hundred years has failed. The time has come for humans to launch new experiments, ones based on past experience as well as new ideas and technology. The time has come to identify principles and strategies, and initiate educational and action campaigns, to support the world?s people as they seek true freedom, true peace and true justice."

cranky A Theory of Civilization 2003 Mar 11
     ... politics . medicine ...
"This theory supplies an explanation of civilization that repairs the omission of all previous works on the subject by defining civilization, so giving the subject a simplicity which is enhanced by using modern rather than historical evidence, in a work entitled: A Study of Our Decline."

crankier 911 Exposed 2003 Mar 11
     ... September 11 . paranoia . politics ...
"... Please understand what we are facing as a nation right now -- and please help spread the news, abeit painful news, to others all over in order for us to eventually overcome this downwardly spiraling state of tyranny and reclaim our Bill of Rights and Freedoms. That's all we want -- to be left alone to live our lives in full and to leave our legacies on a positive note. We don't want your plans for mass roundups, we don't want your concentration camps! The mass media and the government have been lying to you for a long long time; mass mind control for the masses; the 'useless eaters' (according to elite amongst them), or as the globalists do refer to sets of us including and namely our police, the 'useful idiots.' Dear Policemen, proclaimed defenders of the Constitution and Bill of Rights, those statements were made from the elite controllers who are employing the federal government over our local governments as your employer, and they refer to those at your level in their power structure as 'useful idiots'. Should we tolerate such treatment without even any verbal dissent?"

parody The Nixon-Clinton Connection 2003 Mar 11
     ... politics . numerology ...
"Have you ever hear people talk about how eerily similar President Lincoln and Kennnedy were? That's all bull; the real eerie similarities are between Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton."

bizarre Fruitarian Network 2003 Mar 10
     ... politics . new age ...
"Most of us affirm... what we must learn. In that spirit we offer you this article on fruitarian diet. These thoughts are our hearts' aspirations. May they be more and more our constant reality. Please download on recycled, 100% cotton, rice, backside or recycled paper. ... We have friends who are very private about their beliefs and we have no desire to offend you by stating ours. (Fruit includes nonkilled products of vines and plants as well as trees.) (The authors, scientists and others listed herein do not necessarily endorse everything herein.)"

cranky Blah Squared 2003 Mar 10
     ... prophecy . politics . religion ...
"Prez Bush's walking on THIN ICE: Bring our troops home ... or face the consequences: More-than-likely, WWIII. Pray For Peace. We CANNOT be the world's defender, Mr. President. Stop abortion and God'll stop the war."

cranky The Emancipation Destination 2003 Jan 21
     ... politics ...
"Can there be any doubt this wet noodle guarantee was written by Canadian politicians? The first thing they do in this sacred document is give themselves a loophole. Notwithstanding the fact this charter diminishes rights not enumerated therein even the chintzy few they choose to include are subject to 'reasonable limits' prescribed by law (I.E. voted into law by the sleazy, lying bastards who manage to finagle their way into elected office so they can auction off the rights and freedoms of their constituents to the highest political bidder or the noisiest group of special interest whiners.)"

illucid The Window of Vulnerability 2002 Nov 16
     ... politics ...
"Military strategy dwells in a murky place that rarely has much contact with this or any other world. It is a place of theories, which are both logical, and not quite logical at the same time. In the world of strategy only one question is asked: Is it possible? Is it possible for the Red Army to invade the Persian Gulf? Is it possible for the Warsaw Pact to conquer Western Europe? Is it possible for the Soviet Union to launch a first strike against the United States through the Window of Vulnerability?"

cranky Global Nation Federation 2002 Nov 16
     ... micronations . politics ...
"Global Nation has One Vision: A world without borders, a world without wars and pollution, a world where the strong do not victimize the weak and a world where all its inhabitants are one people. A world that will provide universal prosperity and bring benevolence and chivalry back into the minds, hearts and lives of all human society."

crankier Federation Without Television 2002 Nov 16
     ... consumer advocacy . politics . megalomaniacs ...
"This is no ordinary propaganda. This is propaganda about an extraordinary organization. Since it's conception, a pervasive clutch has reigned over humanity. That crutch is television. Granted television has some positive qualities, however, we feel the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages. Television has atrophied minds again and again. Our society's Television defames the existence of humanity. Television is a brutal breeding ground for powerful elitists, the government and corporations, to annihilate art and to dominate your life, Television imprisons the mind, decimating self-autonomy."

cranky Personal Empowerment Resources 2002 Oct 04
     ... new age . politics ...
"With reference to the overall name and theme of the information provided here; Empower is usually defined as: make someone able to do something; provide someone with the means, knowledge, etc., to do something; (or authorise/license someone to do something). As to what that 'something' is - is entirely up to you! - though you may also like to act on the suggestions that are made within much of this material; as well as the multitude of new opportunities which you're likely to discover. One of the aims is that you find the information useful enough that it functions as self-empowerment, for vastly enhancing your interests and abilities, achieving your goals, etc. But before you read those items, I strongly encourage you inform yourself of the many disempowering things which almost everyone seems to be unaware of, so as to better understand and make use of the empowering things. Thus, a good way to start, is by having at least some of the answers to these questions:"

cranky Skolnick's Report 2002 Oct 04
     ... politics . conspiracy ...
"Depicted above is the new book Illinois Justice by Kenneth Manaster, a law professor, who tells all the ins and outs of one of the biggest judicial bribery scandals in U.S. history. The scandal catapulted John Paul Stevens, special counsel to an investigating commission, to fame as a justice on the U.S. Supreme Court. The commission heard bribery accusations tendered by legal researcher Sherman Skolnick, which made him likewise well known. Skolnick uncovered documents in the basement of a county building showing that two judges on the Illinois Supreme Court were bribed by a banker, Theodore Isaacs, former chief tax collector of Illinois, to wipe out criminal charges against Isaacs. In August 1969 Time Magazine featured a story about Skolnick and the Illinois scandal that later finally put the former director of the Illinois Department of Revenue in jail along with his accomplice, a sitting federal appeals court judge."

crankier Restoring America to Constitutional Principles 2002 Aug 15
     ... politics . tax evasion . megalomaniacs ...
Another person who thinks they shouldn't have to pay taxes.

parody Diagram 2002 May 13
     ... conspiracy . politics ...
An extremely silly diagram of "how it all hangs together."

cranky Spearhead 2002 Feb 26
     ... politics . conspiracy . paranoia ...
"The television industry in Britain is controlled mainly by people who, quite simply, are the enemies of this country. TV is a weapon aimed at the very heart of Britain, its heritage and its interests as surely as the missile system of a hostile foreign power would be aimed at us in time of war. In fact, 'British' television as presently constituted is worth a hundred divisions to any would-be military conqueror."

crankiest The World Trade Center Demolition and the So-Called War on Terrorism 2002 Feb 25
     ... September 11 . conspiracy . politics ...
"A previous version of this page (to October 11th) supported the thesis that the terrorist attacks of September 11th were carried out by Arab hijackers but that the operation was actually an inside job (that is, so-called Americans planned and directed it). There were always problems with the 'Arab hijackers' theory, but since only those ready to die for their cause would deliberately kill themselves by flying planes into the Twin Towers there seemed no alternative. New evidence, however, has emerged, and it now seems that it was entirely an inside job, with no Arabs directly involved (except those who happened to be innocent passengers on the doomed planes). Hard to believe, perhaps (especially because of the constant repetition in the mainstream media of the term 'suicide attack'). Shocking, yes. But if one looks at the evidence, and thinks about it, this is what emerges. This page also previously asserted (until October 23rd) that the Twin Towers did not collapse because of the fires (alleged to have caused the steel structural supports to melt) but rather because explosives were placed in the towers and detonated so as to bring the towers down in a controlled demolition. While there is convincing evidence (see below) that the towers did not collapse because of the fires, but rather were deliberately demolished, the manner in which this was accomplished (whether or not by explosives) has yet to be determined."

cranky John Templeton Foundation 2001 Dec 01
     ... science . religion . politics . economics . new age ...
"The John Templeton Foundation was established in 1987 by renowned international investor, Sir John Templeton, to encourage a fresh appreciation of the critical importance -- for all peoples and cultures -- of the moral and spiritual dimensions of life. The Templeton Foundation seeks to act as a critical catalyst for progress, especially by supporting studies which demonstrate the benefits of an open, humble and progressive approach to learning in these areas. It is the Foundation's purpose to stimulate a high standard of excellence in scholarly understanding which can serve to encourage further worldwide explorations of the moral and spiritual dimensions of the Universe and of the human potential within its ultimate purpose. To this end, the Foundation believes that such efforts can have enduring significance for helping make the world's future more peaceful, more loving, more gracious, and that this perspective can help people to become more thankful for and open to the wonderful opportunities that the gift of life makes possible. Through its programs, the Foundation seeks to encourage the world to catch the vision of the tremendous possibilities for spiritual progress in an open and humble approach to life; encourage institutions of learning to incorporate training towards excellence in character in their efforts to prepare the next generation for service; to encourage growth in appreciating the potential of free societies; and to promote the understanding of the significant responsibilities associated with freedom in its several aspects, moral, spiritual, political and economic."

crankier The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement 2001 Dec 01
     ... sociology . politics ...
"Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense." They insist they're absolutely serious despite the seemingly obvious parody. Perhaps that is their gag.

cranky Reclaim Australia 2001 Dec 01
     ... politics . conspiracy ...
"... has one main purpose, and that is to assist the people of Australia to reclaim their country from the parasites and predators of the Abdicated Government that have used every means at their disposal to attempt to sell or give-away, our country. We will do this in a manner coincident with all necessary to achieve our aim. No Australian will be without a means of making 'elected representatives' hear their concerns. We will support The Principality of Caledonia as it is the only legal Government in Australia."

bizarre Clone Rights United Front 2001 Oct 09
     ... politics . medicine ...
"... began as a one issue reproductive rights organization. This credo was spelled out in 'The Clone Bill of Rights' which appeared on our first leaflet issued in opposition to the first legislation proposed in the USA that would make cloning a human being a felony punishable by four to seven years imprisonment."

cranky The Patriot Caucus 2001 Oct 09
     ... politics . conspiracy . paranoia . New World Order ...
"Find out about sinister conspiratorial cults that have been working since the eighteenth century for world domination. Watch Cults of the New World Order, a video available from Patriot Caucus."

crankiest Psycheocracy 2001 Oct 05
     ... politics . technology ...
"We get lousy politicians because the selection system that selects primary candidates is either poor or the selection is controlled by special interests. We could get honest politicians, loyal to the voters, by forming a local political club, advertising for one hundred or a thousand applicants for the position of primary candidate and selecting the best applicant by using rigorous tests including psychological evaluation. The above selection procedure has worked well in the selection of leaders for all types of organizations and should be successful in the selection of primary candidates."

cranky Satanic Reds 2001 Oct 05
     ... religion . politics ...
"Satanic Reds are not Communists 'Reds' or Socialists 'Reds,' though they could be, they aren't excluded. Try pronouncing the word 'COM-un-ist' like this: 'com-MUN-ist' and you'll get the idea. Community -- Satanic. We are SATANIC Reds which is slightly different. We aren't political in the sense that non-Satanic or regular 'Reds' are, not exactly. The guiding principles of Satanic Reds can be read in the Nine SaTanic Postulates, which reflect the pure Dark Tradition which is wholly independent of modern Satanism and the sentiments of the proponents of modern Satanism."

crankiest The American Defense League 2001 Aug 11
     ... conspiracy . politics . hate mongers . supremacists ...
"Wake up America before we meet Russia's fate ... By exaggerating their WWII lossess Jews created a victim status that made its way into English dictionaries in 1980 as The Holocaust, and for their critics Jews coined anti-Semitism. With these tools of trade Jews fabricate lies in the media they control to serve their own interests. Our pages document how this deep-rooted cancer is destroying our investment in America. ..."

illucid Matt Hooker for President 2001 Aug 11
     ... stalkers . politics ...
He wants to be President in 2004 ... and he stalks famous actresses.

cranky Sumeria: Politics History 2001 Jul 21
     ... politics . paranoia . history ...
Politics being basically a euphemism to describe the damage done by a collection of sick power freaks, I'm not going to waste time going into detail. Here's the stuff roughly sorted into categories.

crankiest Secession Via Nuclear Weapons 2001 Jun 17
     ... religion . politics . megalomaniacs ...
"God's people convince the majority of people in this nation that unless the desecration of God's authority in this nation is arrested and God's plan for government defined in the Declaration of Independence is restored to its rightful place of authority, secession of a State or States will occur in this generation. How will this strategy stop legalized abortion, etc.? Legalized abortion, legalized homosexuality, the elimination of the idea of the Creator from the legal reasoning process leading to the formation of law, all of these are the evidences proving the desecration of God's authority. When the people of the USA realize they must choose between the continuation of those examples of the desecration of God's authority or the destruction of the United States of America, the great majority will realize there is nothing in legalized abortion or legalized homosexuality that is worth the destruction of the United States of America and all that is entailed in that reality. Given a choice between arresting the desecration or destroying the USA, the great majority will decide to arrest the desecration."

illucid Pale Green Horse 2001 May 28
     ... politics . religion ...
This one's all over the map: psychedelic drugs, Charles Manson, the Beatles, the end of the world, Jesus ...

cranky St. Gabriel Possenti Society 2001 Mar 20
     ... politics . religion ...
"Welcome to the St. Gabriel Possenti Society. Here at the Society, we are dedicated to promoting St. Gabriel Possenti as the Patron Saint of Handgunners."

cranky Father's Manifesto 2001 Mar 20
     ... politics . chauvinists ...
"Fighting feminism, ending affirmative action, and restoring responsible fatherhood."

chat Yahoo! Groups: repeal19th 2001 Mar 19
     ... politics . chauvinists ...
"Welcome to this discussion of the benefits of repealing the Nineteenth Amendment, which in combination with feminism led to a 50 fold increase in the US divorce rate and a 40% rate of fatherlessness."

cranky Freedom Domain 2001 Mar 03
     ... consciousness . religion . politics . conspiracy . secret societies . New World Order ...
"The 'Key' to everything in the universe is 'Consciousness' or 'Awareness'. When 'One' realizes the importance of Consciousness, the realization follows that 'FREEDOM' to be 'Conscious' is a 'Natural RIGHT' of every human being. It is this 'Natural RIGHT' that is slowly being taken away from us. 'Mind Control' & 'Propaganda' through T.V. & the controlled media have slowly turned us into a Nation of 'Sleepwalking Consumer Zombies'. It is time to wake Up! The New World Order is upon us! 'Secret Societies' control ALL the major nations and multinational corporations & the media."

crankiest Alien Race Conspiracy 2001 Mar 03
     ... extraterrestrials . conspiracy . politics . paranoia ...
"The 'Alien Agency' and the 'Alien Race' has infiltrated, and taken control of the United States and its cultural institutions. The 'race' has implemented a policy of KILLING Americans(human beings) and replacing them with aliens. These aliens are either revived dead humans with facial modifications, alien changlings', or the actual human assimilated into the 'Alien Race.' Assimilation is via brain modification along with organ and tissue genetic re-coding (they essentially become aliens in every sense of the word). The technology utilized by the 'Alien Agency' is orders of magnitude advanced of human technology. The cause of this large technology gap is the 'iron fist' control of information and distribution of scientific Information."

anti aus.politics Net.Kook of the year 2001 Mar 03
     ... politics . Usenet kooks ...
"Every year the dudes who hang out in aus.politics honour one of their number with the dubious title of 'aus.politics Net.Kook of the Year'. Its usually bloody obvious who deserves it, obsession, stupidity, no concern for reality, any or all of these can lead to immortality in this archive."

parody Circling the Square 2001 Jan 21
     ... conspiracy . End Times . paranoia . politics . hoaxes ...
"We are a righteous knee in the groin of disinformation, fingers of Truth gouging deeply into the bloodshot eyes of deception. We delve into the deepest, darkest corners of the media; skulk through hideous movie sequels; probe paranoid publications and saucer-nut screeds. More often than not, we find hideous secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know. And we bring them to you, in the comfort of your own home. Because even in these, the End Times, it's all about comfort."

cranky Alvarez for President 2000 Dec 16
     ... politics . megalomaniacs ...
"Only one-half of the American citizens are loving this new President of year 2000 election. A mighty national scandal! The United States of America citizens deserve a President all can love! Mr. Paris Carlos Lewis Alvarez is such a one! Forged with his 'trusty' 'Running Mate,' Mr. Mapadohoudy Lewood Liber, he will be the pride-infusing President for all our United States of America citizens!"

cranky The Cutting Edge 2000 Dec 16
     ... religion . paranoia . politics . New World Order ...
"We believe our site represents the most complete, concise and comprehensive source of information available which deals with the Biblical prophecy of the New World Order. Our Christian organization is a fundamental independent Baptist Church outreach ministry. We are dedicated to the Scriptures as the only revelation of God and His Son, Jesus Christ. Whether you're a fundamental Christian who already has knowledge of the New World Order, and who is seeking a greater understanding of how current events are affecting our daily lives, or someone who is seeking some basic answers, we know you'll find what you are seeking in our carefully organized and presented material."

cranky Chris Gerner's Amerikan [sic] Exposé 2000 Dec 16
     ... politics . conspiracy ...
"Since that year I have made it my mission to wake up America to the perils it now faces. Meeting Anthony Hilder in 1994 was a great opportunity to bring me to the point I am presently directed, and that is Amerikan Exposé. With this proper direction I am able to wake up the most people possible, and I invite you who have the knowledge to also choose this direction. To wake up the world to the deception that democracy is bringing us is more important than life itself."

cranky Infowars 2000 Dec 03
     ... conspiracy . politics ...
"As featured in such publications as The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, The Dallas Morning News, The Los Angeles Times, The Austin-American Statesman, and The Austin Chronicle, Alex Jones has created a powerful and national presence for libertarian expression in an ever-federalized America. With up to four broadcasts a day, Alex still finds time to take positive action against the enemy. Responsible for spearheading the volunteer effort to rebuild the church on Mount Carmel, Jones joined concerned Americans from across the country in reconstructing a church for the surviving Branch Davidians. Information on additional achievements, including his infiltration into the Bohemian Grove, and how Alex led volunteers to build World War II and Korean War Veteran Joe Campana a new home can be found in's Victory Gallery."

cranky Civil Intelligence Association Defense Oversight Group 2000 Nov 18
     ... paranoia . conspiracy . politics ...
"Our mission is to reform the Intelligence community, as well as the Legislative, Executive, and Judicial branches of the United States government so that they once again adhere to both the letter and the spirit of the Constititution."

cranky New Netizen 2000 Nov 18
     ... conspiracy . paranoia . politics . secret societies . New World Order ...
"IRS ... FBI/Federal ... Bilderberg ... F.E.M.A. ... Illuminati ... Freedom Reporters ... No to New World Order ... United Nations ...Presidental ..."

cranky See Beyond the Obvious 2000 Nov 04
     ... conspiracy . paranoia . politics ...
"Seebo examines our world beyond those obvious appearances and experiences of our daily lives, which keep us ignorant about the real and frightening world beneath the deceptive facade, painted by the mainstream media and politicians in today's American society."

cranky Things Left Unsaid 2000 Oct 16
     ... psychology . conspiracy . politics . religion . satanism ...
"This site is always being updated. It contains the most famous serial killers, the most famous members of the Mafia, and the most popular conspiracy theories ... Greatest Military Leaders ... The Truth About Religions ... From Christianity to Satanism? And Everything in Between ..."

cranky Executive Intelligence Review 2000 Sep 02
     ... politics . megalomaniacs . conspiracy ...
"LaRouche is the only presidential candidate to have been convicted in a Federal criminal case. As the measure of a man's virtue is often the numerousness and savagery of his enemies, the fraudulent character of that conviction is, in fact, the most powerful proof of his exceptional qualifications for election to be President. According to official government documents and other legal evidence presently in the possession of the candidate's legal representatives, elements of the U.S. Government have made two clear-cut efforts to eliminate him as a political figure. ... The first attempt is the subject of an official FBI document dating from November 1973, which states, that the New York City office of the FBI, acting under the supervision of FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., attempted to persuade the leadership of the Communist Party U.S.A. that it would be to the Communists' advantage to have LaRouche 'eliminated.' There was an aborted attempt against LaRouche, by Communist-linked agents, during December 1973."

cranky The Official Western Canada Concept Page 2000 Aug 02
     ... politics . lunatics ...
"Founded in 1980, the Western Canada Concept stands for ... independence for Western Canada, chosen by the people of each of the four Western provinces and northern territories in a referendum."

crankiest The Church of Euthenasia 2000 Aug 02
     ... Discordians . politics ...
"The Church of Euthanasia was inspired by a dream, in which Rev. Chris Korda confronted an alien intelligence known as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev. Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's infamous slogan, Save the Planet -- Kill Yourself."

cranky 2000 Jul 13
     ... politics ...
"Every year millions of citizens and small business are forced into court by crooks, the IRS, government agencies and lawyers and have their homes and businesses taken, their property taken, their children taken, and their money taken all without allowing these citizens and small business people their constitutional right to counsel. People lose their rights, lose their automobiles and they even lose their lives, and all the while they are denied the protection of counsel that was guaranteed to them by our founding fathers. Our founding fathers were born with the right to free counsel in civil as well as criminal suits. And our founding fathers passed that right to free counsel on to every citizen when they adopted the Ninth Amendment to the Constitution."

anti 2000 Jul 07
     ... science . politics ...
"'Junk science' is faulty scientific data and analysis used to used to further a special agenda. The junk science 'mob' includes: the media ... personal injury lawyers ... social activists ... government regulators ... businesses .... politicians ... individual scientists ... [and] individuals ..."

cranky Free Republic 2000 Jul 02
     ... politics . lunatics ...
"... is an online gathering place for independent, grass-roots conservatism on the Web. We're working to roll back decades of governmental largesse, to root out political fraud and corruption, and to champion causes which further conservatism in America. And we always have fun doing it. Hoo-yah! Jump right in ... Most of the visitors to the Free Republic web site are attracted to our very popular (and, warning: addictive) conservative forum ..."

cranky Bernard Palicki for President of the United States of America in 2000 2000 Jul 02
     ... megalomaniacs . economics . politics ...
"Heaviest 'intellectual' site on the web. Not just another grain of sand on the Internet Beach. It carries the weight of the world. ... This website is the product of a 'systems engineering failure analysis' -- a failure analysis of mis-management of the United States as a national household during the 20th Century. ... Failure Analysis of 20th Century Economics: Laying blame for triumph of 'International Socialism' at the feet of the perverts of 'True Capitalism.'"

bizarre Elevator Man 2000 Jun 27
     ... politics . sociology . megalomaniacs ...
"You know me. You've seen me. I'm everywhere. I'm on the train. I'm waiting for the bus. I'm behind you in line at the check out. That's me in the elevator with you. Silent. Withdrawn. No eye contact. No quiet courtesies. My body language warns 'stay away.' I'm another sad case of self alienation from a world so removed from honesty and integrity that I've simply turned away from it. I reject it. I reject the lies from our politicians. I reject corporate greed. I'm constantly pulling away. Further all the time. Mechanical, cold and sterile like synthetic dance music. All the appearances of life but a lack of any hint of humanity or warmth. I blindly grope through the end of this century, desperately searching for spirituality and meaning. Questioning, lost, needy and hopeless. That's Elevator Man."

cranky Profiling the FBI's Unabom Charade 2000 Jun 09
     ... conspiracy . politics ...
"The Scapegoat ... Ted Kaczynski, Ritual Murder and the Invocation of Catastrophe ... Of course, the FBI mouthpiece-media has not noticed this or numerous other anomalies in the Kaczynski case. From the beginning of the mathematician's capture, they have reported the 'Unabom' matter from the perspective of the FBI and confirmed all of the government's official explanations and accounts. ... From the outset this case has been rubber-stamped in news rooms with the logo of the FBI."

anti The "Missing Thirteenth Amendment": Constitutional Nonsense and Titles of Nobility 2000 Jun 06
     ... conspiracy . politics ...
"An insufficient number of states ratified the Titles of Nobility Amendment to make it part of the Constitution. But, although mostly forgotten in this century, the amendment was more than just a footnote to history in the last century. Well into the second half of the nineteenth century, some textbooks, state compilations of law, and even on one occasion a compilation of law published under the auspices of Congress erroneously included TONA as if ratified."

illucid Homepage of Timothy Rue 2000 May 30
     ... science . science fiction . psychology . politics . Matrix ...
"Time to bust the real life Matrix! ... What I Neo know ... A message to the Amiga community about resistance to change ... My election statement ... Virtual interaction configuration ..."

fringe International Coalition for Drug Awareness 2000 May 13
     ... medicine . biology . politics . consumer advocacy ...
"... is a private, non-profit group of physicians, researchers, journalists and concerned citizens. Our primary focus is to address the world's most pervasive and subtle drug problem -- prescription drugs. We are dedicated to educating the people of the world regarding the potential harmful and life threatening short and long term effects of these drugs. As the cause of an estimated 200 000 deaths per year in America, drug reactions are now the third leading cause of death!"

crankiest Manifesto of the Emperor of America 2000 May 13
     ... conspiracy . politics . economics ...
"May all good citizens of the Empire live long and prosper. As any thinking person can plainly see, this country is going to hell in a handbasket. The United States Government, under a President and politicians, has become corrupt, incompetent, inefficient, immoral, insensitive, irrational, irresponsible, oppressive, and dangerous to our welfare. The criminal government of the United States has failed it's obligation to the citizens of this country and must be replaced as provided for in the Constitution. A complete change of government is the only solution. Only a person with absolute and total control can save this country and civilization. There is no other way. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by God Almighty, as Emperor of America, I do hereby decree that the elected government of the United States is now abolished!"

cranky 2000 May 13
     ... religion . politics ...
"Biblical Patriarchal Christianity is essential to bringing the Gospel to the World! ... Why? Imagine the millions of men in Christian countries that are cut off from fellowship with Christ because they know they are polygamous by nature, yet they have been led to believe Christ will not accept them in that condition. Imagine the millions of women who, overpowered by the numbers of 2 to 1 against them, resort to behavior in finding a mate that alienates them from the people of God. Imagine the depth of needless guilt and shame that continues to alienate the lost from Christ ... And all the while the Scriptures hold the Truth that could meet their natural marital needs and save their souls. ... They need to know that!"

cranky Green City Network 2000 May 13
     ... conspiracy . politics . Martians ...
"Elian Gonzalez in 'concentration camp' ... Oil prices approved by Clinton ... Mars photos verify structures ... New details on 'missing' White House phone records ... Judge seals film footage of Waco siege recreation ... How the Digital Age left our spies out in the cold ..."

links Disinformation 2000 Apr 15
     ... resources . apocalypse . conspiracy . politics ...
"Apocalypse Now ... The Conspiracy ... Orgasmatron ... Police State ... The Revolution ... Television ..."

fringe Crux Ansata Web Page 2000 Feb 25
     ... politics ...
"End Imperialism ... U.S. out of the Balkans ... Russia out of the Caucasus ... America's Kosovo body count ..."

cranky Infinite Energy Online 1999 Nov 26
     ... technology . cold fusion . free energy . sociology . politics . economics . periodicals ...
"... is the international magazine for cold fusion and new energy technologies. It is a technical magazine with outreach to the general public providing material of interest to all people. It includes some highly technical papers and patents. ... It also includes non-technical articles and news on developments in the field, as well as the social, political and economic implications of these changes."

cranky The Principality of New Utopia 1999 Jun 03
     ... politics . new age ...
"... a City-State in the middle of the Caribbean, made possible by 21st Century technology and surrounded by, and interspersed with canals of, clear blue water, a clean and beautiful place to live and raise families, and work."

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