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cranky Hidden Codes in the Bible 2005 Oct 07
     ... Bible codes . UFOlogy . extraterrestrials ...
"Some of you may be wondering what Aliens and UFO stuff have to do with the Bible. The truth is Aliens and UFOs ARE a BIG part of the Bible, New World Order, and last days deception. Yes they exist, they are the fallen angels who rebelled with Lucifer before and even after the flood, and they are coming back with Lucifer to dominate and control the earth in the last days. To be forewarned, is to be prepared. The Lord has called me forth to inform and warn His people about what is coming."

crankier Exodus 2006 2004 Nov 06
     ... religion . apocalypse . Bible codes ...
"Join the retreat into the Ethiopian mountains - near to the town of Axum - where the Ark of the Covenant is kept. I need some money fairly urgently - so I can visit Axum and start making some preparations. Thanks! ... Bible Codes - this way for the full list of codes and code-related material."

anti Assassinations Foretold by Moby Dick 2003 Sep 20
     ... Bible codes . prophecy . resources ...
"It has come to my attention that some people have taken this page as claiming that Moby Dick really predicted the assassinations of famous people. Please be assured that none of these patterns happened by other than pure random chance. No laws of probability are violated here, or even stretched a little. That is also true of Drosnin's book, which is the whole point of this page. Once you learn Drosnin's rules (none) and the method (a bit of messy programming) you can find things like this anywhere. The reason it looks amazing is that the number of possible things to look for, and the number of places to look, is much greater than you imagine."

crankiest Bible Code 2003 Sep 20
     ... Bible codes . proof of God ...
"Ever since the first Bible codes were announced, skeptics have been saying, 'Oh, well, you can also find codes like that in books like War and Peace and Moby Dick.' We took the time to examine this notion and the best example of it that the skeptics have been able to come up with. The results of our research have completely blown away their theory. Click here to see for yourself."

crankier Bible Code: Picture Bible Code Prophecies 2003 Sep 20
     ... Bible codes . numerology . prophecy . September 11 ...
"Why did the Twin Towers fall EXACTLY 1290 + 1335 years (of Dan. 12:11-12) from the prophecy of Ezekiel 31? Why was the UN declaration to go after Saddam Hussein (of former Babylon) also EXACTLY 1290 + 1335 from the fall of Jerusalem (by the ancient Babylonians)? Why EXACTLY 430 days between the above events, as spoken of in Ezekiel 4? Why does Bush's '2 days' ultimatum for Iraq fall EXACTLY on 'the two days' of Purim (Est. 9:27), which celebrated the ancient victory over Haman -- enemy of the Jews?"

crankier Creation Evidence Museum 2002 Nov 16
     ... Scientific Creationism . Bible codes ...
"Among museums this entity makes a unique contribution, demonstrating that man and dinosaur lived contemporaneously."

illucid Omens: The Secret Code of the Bible Broken 2002 Aug 10
     ... religion . Bible codes . conspiracy ...
"At last the secret religion hidden by the theology of the Church is exposed. Read this and learn of the deceipt woven around the minds of the faithful. This marks a break with the past and heralds a new future."

parody Think Man's Bible: The (S)Word of God 2002 Jan 21
     ... religion . Bible codes ...
"This is justified because the word 'sword' appears quite frequently in The Bible (the Word of God). -- 448 times throughout the King James version. Obviously, THE SWORD cannot be overlooked as a major Biblical theme. God, himself, His chosen people, and His pious followers employ it as a major tool of discipline, conquest, and revenge. No, we clearly ignore the theological importance of THE SWORD at our eternal peril."

anti What's up with the "Bible Code"? 2001 Oct 05
     ... Bible codes . skepticism ...
"The Bible Code was a book written by Michael Drosnin in 1997, received enormous publicity, and was a (ahem) nine days' wonder. The idea is that there are hidden messages in the Hebrew text of the Pentateuch (first five books of the Bible), predictions of the future, that can only be unearthed by computers. I want to stress at the outset that I have not read the book, on principle. I think it is laughable, and I do not want to be supportive of it in any way, like by paying money for a copy."

anti New Mexicans for Science and Reason 2001 Mar 04
     ... Roswell incident . Bible codes . conspiracy . Scientific Creationism ...
"What really happened in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947? Are there 'hidden messages' from God encoded in the Torah? Is the government of the United States spraying deadly chemicals on its citizens? Is the Earth just 10 000 years old? If you wonder what New Mexico's scientists are saying about these and other questions, you've come to the right site!"

anti Scientific Refutation of the Torah Codes 2001 Jan 14
     ... Bible codes ...
"This is the main web site which examines the Bible Codes (also called Torah Codes) from the point of view of the mathematicians and other experts who have examined them critically. ... A brief summary of the result of our very extensive investigation is that all the alleged scientific evidence for the codes is bunk. This page presents much of the evidence for that assertion."

cranky The Bible Decoded 2000 Dec 16
     ... Bible codes ...
"The Bible is written in a Symbolic Code. Many chapters of Genesis, Daniel, Revelation and the Gospels have now been decoded. The results are published herein. We have so far extracted 14 main principles of the True Bible Code, but there may well be more to come, in God's time. All of this is presented here for anyone who has an interest in God, in Jesus, in the bible, in the truth or in his or her or in mankind's medium term future."

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