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cranky About 23 2005 Dec 06
     ... numerology . psychology ...
"This is about the synchronicity number 23, and thus about the phenomena of synchronicity in general."

illucid The Sybilline Oracles 2005 Dec 06
     ... religion . numerology ...
"However the Milesian ordinal value: (2 x 8) + 300 + (3 x 10) [ie. HRUMACHIS = #330 as Ison(omia) - 'Equilibrium, equal distribution, balance, equality of political rights'] + 7 = #353 also conveys a Kabbalistic taxonomical/chronological consideration of autonomous and sovereign right assigned to the Angel/Daemon influence of Mitzrael (#330)"

illucid The Advent of Dionysus 2005 Jul 02
     ... megalomaniacs . numerology ...
"This is a preview of my book, The Advent of Dionysus, a highly unusual book, with some very specific ideas. Because it's something new, actually a new twist on an old idea (myth of Dionysus) and, because I don't have the resources, I've opted not to play the 'waiting game' and bypass the publishers for now. Not that I have anything against them, just that I don't believe it's something that should be predicated upon their approval. So here it is now on the Internet, born of the most humble circumstances: 'And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them [new ideas] in the inn.' Luke 2:7 ... Although it's not my intent to offend anyone, this book does contain mild sexual references, some violence, and supernatural phenomena that will likely give you the chills! If your'e particularly squeamish or, a very young person (I'd advise against this), then it's probably not for you. Given a rating, PG-13 probably best describes it. Even so, I doubt if teenagers will comprehend it, and it's probably not for them either. Care for a glass of wine?"

illucid Jesus Is Lucifer 2005 May 04
     ... religion . satanism . numerology ...
"Fictitious 'Jesus Christ' is itself a poisonous serpent you yourselves - clergymen, Pharisees, and secret societies - created a long time ago, more precisely 2000 and a few years ago and that is the most hideous lie existent on this Planet called Earth and only true and real cause of all evil existent on this planet. You yourselves and other Pharisees created this fairy-tale and fictitious character called by the ones deceived by you as 'Jesus Christ' and you are the main personages of the horror story: the bloodthirsty wolves hidden behind the bushes of your lies! To all of you who wear cassocks and to all those who handles a crosier and wears tiaras I give you my wise whip of despise and my sword of knowledge, understand you the metaphors: With this whip, made of wise words, I do whip you and with the sword of knowledge I firstly tread on the serpents bodies then I cut off the heads of the serpents itself with it. May my words of knowledge be echoed throughout all existent Universes and may it be heard by all humankind of Earth and by all human beings in all Universes! So be it!"

illucid Iconic Treatise on Gothic Futurism 2005 Feb 12
     ... numerology ...
"Electromagnetic energys knowledge conformed in a stable formation function protection around any planet gives basis base for development of disease culture, on any planet with enough natural resources to conceive bacteria as long as the orbit is the right postition for that vital resource. Humans being disease culture (the body) spirtis being gaseous energy (disease culture manipulation). Death is remanuplation only be electromagnetic knowledge energy leaving disease because of malfunction of inhabited disease culture, other deaths are only CHANGE. Electromagnetics knowledge disperses back into the course of the Van Allen Belts (in purity) ? dianetical path, continuing on in evolution's path. Knowledge is scattered throughout Van Allen Belt in minute knowledge particles. Life. Electromagnetics in a photonic stage to conduct energys knowledge light (pure thought) which is in all atoms inhabits compatible disease by fusing into diseases DNA nervous system structure codeplan to energize the cerebrum before its embryotic stage sharing and manipulating and being manipulated with the composed knowledge of the atometric D x N =. A molecules and at the end of cellular construction is conformed into biochemical energy and is dispersed through motor neutron. ..."

illucid 2004 Jul 10
     ... September 11 . religion . numerology ...
That's right -- fold a U.S. dollar bill and find images of 9/11! It proves it! (What it proves, exactly, I'm not sure.)

illucid 36emotions-2map_test 2004 May 23
     ... numerology . psychology ...
There's no description here, just a bizarre diagram.

crankier Solar Geometry 2004 Feb 26
     ... Scientific Creationism . numerology ...
"Other than the fact that we inhabit the Earth, is there any logical reason to base these relationships on the third planet of the system? Are we still geocentric, and backwards, in our thinking? Take a new look at the solar system and see the incredible relationships that result when Mercury, the first planet, is used as the base measure for the other planets. ... Is our solar system the product of chance or Divine design? Has our Earth-centered view of the solar system masked the unique mathematical relationships that exist between the planets?"

illucid About the true structure of the Solar System 2004 Feb 26
     ... astronomy . quantum mechanics . numerology ...
"We do not know the time that will need the science for to assume that our Solar System is a quantum system. It will probably be more time a doctor will take meditating, if he notices an accidental difficulty. To demonstrate it, a base will be used with levels of uniform units, that will have to jump from a measure to the following one. Intermediate measures do not exist between the levels. This condition is characteristic of being quantum system. On the other hand, this system provides a relationship between the frequencies of the octaves and the frequencies of the electromagnetic waves. Contributing new tries, to coexist phenomena in structure. In the first part, it was shown the succession of squares and inscribed circles that can see in preceding figure."

crankier Bible Code: Picture Bible Code Prophecies 2003 Sep 20
     ... Bible codes . numerology . prophecy . September 11 ...
"Why did the Twin Towers fall EXACTLY 1290 + 1335 years (of Dan. 12:11-12) from the prophecy of Ezekiel 31? Why was the UN declaration to go after Saddam Hussein (of former Babylon) also EXACTLY 1290 + 1335 from the fall of Jerusalem (by the ancient Babylonians)? Why EXACTLY 430 days between the above events, as spoken of in Ezekiel 4? Why does Bush's '2 days' ultimatum for Iraq fall EXACTLY on 'the two days' of Purim (Est. 9:27), which celebrated the ancient victory over Haman -- enemy of the Jews?"

crankier 2003 Aug 03
     ... astrology . numerology . spiritualism ...
"Welcome, every One, to, a site dedicated to the memory of our beloved Linda. Linda did not want to be re-MEMBERed as an astrologer. She wanted to be re-MEMBERed as a great writer and a poet, and this is how we choose to honor her name. Of course, all this aside, Linda WAS a great astrologer; she had the intuitive gifts necessary to grant her a place in history as arguably the best astrologer of all time. If you Love Linda and her writings, you will Love and the people who come here to honor her. Membership is free, and you are only a click away from Lindaland. Do your S-elf a favor, and join us now. All of your fellow Knowflakes are waiting to get to k-NOW you. It's warm and cozy inside, like mewling kittens, and you just might chance upon the unmistakable k-NOWing Spiritual presence of Linda her S-elf."

cranky Milton Black 2003 Jul 24
     ... astrology . numerology ...
"'Australia's leading astrologer.'"

crankier 2003 Apr 09
     ... psychic phenomena . remote viewing . numerology ...
"Aaron is a natural born psychic, born into a family of psychics. As a remote viewer trained by Ed Dames, he is an expert within the field of 'non-historical data.' To prepare for this, he spent three years in total seclusion, remote viewing pi. As a consequence thereof, he has developed the ability to accurately remote view numbers - a skill that has allowed him to successfully and consistently win the lottery. His current ground-breaking work is focused upon the study - and manipulation - of particular numerical trends within specific world markets. Aaron is a certified remote viewing instructor."

parody The Nixon-Clinton Connection 2003 Mar 11
     ... politics . numerology ...
"Have you ever hear people talk about how eerily similar President Lincoln and Kennnedy were? That's all bull; the real eerie similarities are between Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton."

crankier Is Your Social Security Number the Mark of the Beast 2003 Jan 21
     ... religion . numerology ...
Need you really go beyond the title?

illucid The Living Cosmic Cube 2002 Apr 03
     ... religion . numerology ...
"... represents the single most important event in Earth history. It is the New Earth matrix given to man by the Elohim. It results from thirty years of vigourous fission and fusion between the mathematical, geometrical and musical forces of Heaven and Earth. It was over twenty million years before that in preparation. This fusion formula between the forces of Heaven and of Earth traces the flow of Cosmic Energy through seventy two electro- magnetic circuits, each one of which has an objective to fulfill, as it completes its path through fission to fusion... rather like the analogy of the snake biting its own tail, in a (+1)+(-1) implosion. To this end, each of the 72 Cube Circuits has two entry windows, which give the flat surface of the Cosmic Cube 144 entry windows, each of which is programmed to go to the end of its thought and produce a 'Streak of Light' solution. Each entry window is called a circuit. For example: Completed Circuit 3.7/7.3 deals with establishing a global Guild of Mastercraftsmen (3.7) to recover the treasured resources from the old world (7.3). These would be people who feel born to identify, recover and rebuild the classical Masterpieces of the ages in a systematic and worshipful order. The vertical gridwork of the Cube is composed of 12 coils. Each of these has 12 entry windows, (called circuits) that can be accessed by pressing the appropriate buttons."

cranky The Antichrist and a Cup of Tea 2001 Jan 14
     ... religion . numerology ...
"... uniquely offers hard evidence concerning the identity of the antichrist of Bible prophecy, who appears to be Charles, Prince of Wales."

cranky Welcome to the Meru Foundation 2000 Dec 03
     ... religion . numerology ...
"The Meru Project has discovered an extraordinary and unexpected geometric metaphor in the letter-sequence of the Hebrew text of Genesis that underlies and is held in common by the spiritual traditions of the ancient world. This metaphor models embryonic growth and self-organization. It applies to all whole systems, including those as seemingly diverse as meditational practices and the mathematics fundamental to physics and cosmology...Meru Project findings demonstrate that the relationship between physical theory and consciousness, expressed in explicit geometric metaphor, was understood and developed several thousand years ago."

illucid Solar Geometry 2000 Nov 08
     ... astronomy . mathematics . numerology . mysticism ...
"The points along the North-South axis of the drawing are, from the bottom, planetary distances represented correctly to scale. Seen this way they seem to be a chaos as no relationship is apparent. But look what happens when the planetary distances are swung with a compass to the circumference of this circle! Lo and behold, the distances along the circumferences now are perfectly aligned to describe seven points of a decagon, and they de-mystify both the Tai Chi or Yin-Yang symbol, and the pentagon!"

cranky Earth/matriX 2000 Oct 14
     ... numerology . astronomy ...
"The Solar System as Maya long-count ... Escape velocity: Planetary reckoning ... Patterns of symmetry among the planets: Mercury/Sun as astronomical unit ... The astronomical unit: Mercury/Sun distance ... Hubble constant and Planck's constant: Ancient reckoning ... The phases of Venus: 144:441 ... The geometry of ancient sites ..." In HTML and PDF formats.

illucid New Testament Greek Alphabet 2000 Sep 15
     ... numerology . religion ...
Numerology ... in Greek!

cranky The Ancient One 2000 Jul 27
     ... psychic phenomena . paranormal . occult . numerology . UFOlogy ...
"I am a psychic/metaphysical practitioner. Specialties include: tarot, palmistry, numerology, spells, divination. Experiences include: Owner/operator of The Other Way: An Alternative Thinking Emporium, a new age gift shop in Niagara. Lecturer, vendor and psychic at various psychic fairs. Associate Producer and Weekly Panelist on 'The Surreal Hour' on Roger's Cable. Member of the Distance Healing Network and the Society for Paranormal and UFO Research.'"

cranky The Flower of Life Teachings 2000 Jul 19
     ... new age . religion . sacred geometry . numerology ...
"... was created to disseminate the teachings of the merkaba, sacred geometry, (as originally presented by Drunvalo Melchizedek) as well as the opening of the heart. We also provide methods to integrate the left brain (mind) and the right brain (heart/feeling/intuition) into a fluid understanding of the cosmos that is not only intellectually understood but also tangibly experienced. These teachings help inspire individuals to remember who they really are and to find the courage to expand beyond their limited views of themselves. Each human has a unique talent which, when discovered, nurtured, and truly lived, changes our own personal world. By living that pure true self beyond our limited beliefs, we slowly change the world around us into an experience of higher intention, greater freedom and possibility."

crankiest Warning: 666 Is Coming 2000 May 16
     ... religion . numerology . prophecy . apocalypse ...
A cashless society is proof that the Book of Revelations is coming to pass?

crankiest Revelation 13: Astrology for the New Age 2000 Jan 02
     ... astrology . new age . mythology . religion . numerology . economics . prophecy ...
"My method of prophecy combines astrology and other new age schools, mythology, religion, and numerical analysis. The emphasis is on predicting the future. This is a new holistic method of prophecy I have developed. I will give a brief description of my theories in this web page. Also discussed here: economic predictions and the stock market, predictions of world events for this year and future years, astrology of diseases, a new age theory of geography, the horoscope and astrology of Princess Diana and Prince Charles, and Countess Sophie."

cranky Physics Librarum Prohibitorium 1999 Aug 21
     ... quantum mechanics . numerology ...
"In January of 1998 the solution to the fine structure problem was discovered ... The number below is the exact value of 1/alpha3: 2573380."

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