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crankier Natural Conception Control 2004 Jul 10
     ... astrology ...
"What secrets lay hidden within your fertility cycle? Would you like to know how to unleash them? We can help! Thousands of families have unlocked these secrets and are now happy with the results of using these undisclosed, decades-old scientific discoveries. Use your fertility cycles to the maximum advantage and learn to understand your reproductive cycles, and how to tap into them for purposes of fertility and awareness. Acknowledgment of these physical, psychological and psychic patterns can be immensely rewarding. Natural Conception Control is a sensitive, alternative approach that can help you triumph over infertility, choose your baby's gender in the preconception stage, even overcome birth defects or pregnancy complications! And remember: Your baby's health depends on the health of its mother; don't take unnecessary medical risks that are associated with chemicals, drugs, or medical treatments before you have tried the natural way."

crankiest Metaphysics of Astrology: Astrological Signs 2004 Apr 06
     ... metaphysics . astrology . astronomy . philosophy . physics ...
"So how does this knowledge affect Astrology? Well it tells us that the planets do actually have some affect on our matter, and perhaps even more significantly, have a pronounced affect on the sun (causing cycles in its energy output) and thus cycles in our weather patterns. Thus it is quite reasonable that the position of the planets does subtly affect our evolution, and in particular certain aspects of our personality. I must admit that I did find remarkable similarities in my personality and the description of a Scorpio, as described in the section below on Astrological Signs. Likewise my partner Karene has a personality very consistent with her Libra sign (though this is irrelevant in terms of Science). We hope that you will enjoy this page on Astrology, and also hope that you find the Wave Structure of Matter an interesting explanation for how these distant planets can subtly affect our evolution and personality."

crankier Psychic Readings by Psychic Reader Mrs. Lynn 2004 Feb 26
     ... psychic phenomena . astrology ...
"Life Doesn't have to just happen to you. You can happen to Life. You are entitled to a life of Peace, Love, Joy and Prosperity. That is your birthright from God."

crankier 2003 Aug 03
     ... astrology . numerology . spiritualism ...
"Welcome, every One, to, a site dedicated to the memory of our beloved Linda. Linda did not want to be re-MEMBERed as an astrologer. She wanted to be re-MEMBERed as a great writer and a poet, and this is how we choose to honor her name. Of course, all this aside, Linda WAS a great astrologer; she had the intuitive gifts necessary to grant her a place in history as arguably the best astrologer of all time. If you Love Linda and her writings, you will Love and the people who come here to honor her. Membership is free, and you are only a click away from Lindaland. Do your S-elf a favor, and join us now. All of your fellow Knowflakes are waiting to get to k-NOW you. It's warm and cozy inside, like mewling kittens, and you just might chance upon the unmistakable k-NOWing Spiritual presence of Linda her S-elf."

cranky Milton Black 2003 Jul 24
     ... astrology . numerology ...
"'Australia's leading astrologer.'"

cranky Hindu Astrology Consultancy and Software 2002 Oct 04
     ... astrology . new age ...
"This site EAstroVedica provides comprehensive information about psychic sciences -- Yoga, Astrology, Tantra, Vastu, Vedanta etc."

crankiest Sphinx Stargate 2002 Aug 15
     ... catastrophism . archaeology . astrology . Egyptology . prophecy ...
"At the closing of the last ice age our ancient ancestors endured one of the most lethal global catastrophes to have occurred in the course of human history. Intelligent minds of those times thought it imperative to construct a message that would endure through time and be understood by the descendants of those who survived. Employing sophisticated cryptographic puzzle techniques similar to those modern astronomers use in designing extraterrestrial communications, they created a time capsule message that described the elusive celestial cause of this tragic disaster, alerting us that it could recur at long intervals and arrive at Earth's doorstep virtually without warning. This ancient cipher is today displayed in the heavens in the form of the 12 zodiac constellations (Greek / Egyptian / Babylonian versions), its informational content having been passed down orally in the lore of astrology. Also certain esoteric keys were handed down to help unlock its message, the Sphinx being one and the Tarot being the other."

cranky Matin Lass: Astrology 2002 Aug 15
     ... astrology ...
"Astrology provides us with a holographic mirror by which we can see ourselves better and begin to awaken to our true nature ... Light and Love. Do the planets influence us? Not exactly. We and the planets are connected in every way ... we are as much a part of them as they are of us. They have their paths of growth, Healing and evolution, just like us. As we work through our issues, growing, Healing and evolving, we assist the planets in their evolution, too. All is life, all is consciousness ... in the end, it is all One, it is all Love."

parody Fishing Guide to the Stars 2002 Aug 10
     ... astrology ...
It's hard to tell when astrological predictions are intended to be humorous.

cranky Planet Waves 2001 Oct 09
     ... astrology ...
Mediocre astrology/horoscopes site. No relation.

cranky Kepler College of Astrological Arts and Sciences 2001 Oct 05
     ... astrology ...
"Kepler College is the only college in the western hemisphere authorized to issue BA and MA degrees in Astrological Studies. The entire curriculum is based on astrology. Kepler's first freshman class began in July 2000. Kepler offers a Distance Learning with Symposia Program. Each academic term is twelve weeks in duration ... eleven of which of are presented on-line. Students complete reading, writing and research assignments under the e-mail guidance of the faculty. One week each term, students gather in Seattle, Washington for a 7-day on-site symposium. The Symposia are the 'centerpieces' of the academic program and attendance is required."

cranky Saulat 2001 Mar 04
     ... astrology ...
"Fascinating and mystical world of gem stones, powers, talismans, charms and perfumes ..." In English and French.

crankiest Glass Bead Game 2000 Dec 16
     ... new age . astrology ...
"... lays the foundations for an Artistic/Conceptual Game, which integrates all fields of Human and Cosmic Knowledge through forms of Organic Universal Symbolism, expressed by its players with the Dynamic Fluidity of Music. The Glass Bead Game is, in Reality, an Age Old metaphor for what has been called, the 'Divine Lila' (Play or Game of Life). This metaphor has been expressed by every great Wisdom Tradition known to man, and its players, the Magister Ludi (Masters of the Game), use as their instruments Ancient and Modern modes of Symbolic Wisdom traditionally presented through Sacred Art, Philosophy, Magick and Cosmology."

cranky Psi Counsel, Inc. Online 2000 Sep 02
     ... psychic phenomena . astrology . spiritualism ...
Another alleged psychic.

anti Activities with Astrology: Your Astrology Defense Kit 2000 Aug 30
     ... skepticism . astrology ...
"It happens to all of us -- astronomers, amateurs, and teachers. We tell someone about our interest in the heavens and quickly get drawn into a debate about astrology. For many of us it's hard to know how to respond politely to someone who takes this ancient superstition seriously. The revelation that daily schedules in the Reagan White House were arranged and rearranged based on the predictions of a San Francisco astrologer focused new attention on astrology's widespread public acceptance. More than ever, we are likely to face questions about astrology, especially among young people. So here is a quick guide to some of the responses you can make to astrologers' claims."

cranky Astrological Consulting 2000 Aug 19
     ... astrology ...
"... specializes in private counsel from the point of view that we create our reality as the product of our definitions and beliefs. The horoscope clearly reflects these beliefs that we internalize from our early environment. We believe in the incorporation and integration of diverse paradigms to foster self-empowering perspectives and greater awareness and understanding."

links New Age Online Australia 2000 Jul 02
     ... new age . crystals . spiritualism . astrology . UFOlogy . extraterrestrials . psychic phenomena . dream interpretation ...
"Australia's own site for everything new age ... This site contains a huge amount of free-to-read New Age and Spiritual information including astrology, Wicca & pagan, UFOs & ETs, ascension, earth changes, channelings, crystals, dreams, divination, angels, magick, karma, meditation, healing and much, much more. Please enjoy!"

cranky CALENdeRsign 2000 May 01
     ... astrology . apocalypse ...
"On May 5th, 2000 all naked eye planets are in an alignment like a bead! This is the same alignment as it occured millennia ago at begin of ancient calendars! Why this happens in of all years in the year 2000?" In German and English.

illucid Unicorns, Cetans, Krakens on the Move 2000 Mar 29
     ... astrology . religion . apocalypse . secret societies ...
"Cetus the Whale (impervious to the Andromeda Strain and never vanquished) ... This is the Hale-Bopp comet streaking through Andromeda star system ... The Illuminati & Rockefeller version of the 'Capture the Kraken [Unicorn] ... Age of Aquarius ... Read the real true story of Cain's descendants and the Biblical Flood ... May 5, 2000, this is what will happen above and below! ..."

anti Astrology, Psychic Stuff, and Skepticism 2000 Mar 24
     ... astrology . psychic phenomena . astronomy . religion . skepticism ...
"I am not a believer in astrology. I am interested in the history of astrology because of its importance to astronomy and religion. Objects and events in the sky have long been important to humans. I am fascinated by the possibility that catastrophic events with an astronomical origin have played a crucial role over the last few millenia in the development of human culture."

crankiest Revelation 13: Astrology for the New Age 2000 Jan 02
     ... astrology . new age . mythology . religion . numerology . economics . prophecy ...
"My method of prophecy combines astrology and other new age schools, mythology, religion, and numerical analysis. The emphasis is on predicting the future. This is a new holistic method of prophecy I have developed. I will give a brief description of my theories in this web page. Also discussed here: economic predictions and the stock market, predictions of world events for this year and future years, astrology of diseases, a new age theory of geography, the horoscope and astrology of Princess Diana and Prince Charles, and Countess Sophie."

cranky Chiron and Friends 1999 Jun 22
     ... astrology . astronomy . mythology ...
"Chiron is a major key to understanding, not only our Solar System, but healing and wholemaking. It was discovered in 1977, and was so different from anything else ever found that a whole new category had to be invented for it. When Chiron was discovered to have company, in the early 1990s, this new category was given a name: the Centaurs. And these other bodies, too, are proving of major significance."

cranky Advanced Tachyon Technologies 1999 Jun 03
     ... astrology . new age . medicine ...
"... is committed to the healing and transformation of our personal and planetary worlds. Our philosophy of creating balance focuses not only on visible, physical results, but also on the healing of our entire being and the expansion of our awareness. Reconnecting with the sweet inner peace of our Self is the greatest healing of all."

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