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cranky John Titor -- Time Traveler 2003 Sep 20
     ... time travel . science fiction ...
"Although there is debate over the exact date it started, on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036. One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time. He also posted on other forums including the old Art Bell site. In his posts John Titor entertained, angered, frightened and even belittled those who engaged him in conversation. On March 24, 2001, John Titor told us he would be leaving our time and returning to 2036. After that, he was never heard from again. Speculation and investigation about who John Titor was and why he was online continues to this day. Although it may be easy to dismiss all this as science fiction, most people who read his posts agree that there is something very haunting about John Titor and what he said. In addition, and open to more debate, he also made a series of predictions and comments that eerily seem to be coming true."

cranky Time Travel Research Center 2003 Jun 19
     ... time travel ...
"The primary mission of the YCCC Scientific Research, which is carried out by the US, Israelian [sic], Russian, German, UK, Mexican and Ukrainian teams, is to discover, develop and deploy the computational and mechanical tools that will enable researchers worldwide to analyze, model, simulate, and predict complex phenomena of the TIME TRAVEL." Requires Flash.

parody The Montauk Chronicles 2003 Jan 21
     ... alien abductions . time travel ...
"Stressed out from all that secret project work you do in your spare time? Alien abduction getting your down? Are you suffering from so much paranoia that next door's cat is starting to look at you in a 'funny way'? Then you have come to the right place. Here at the clinic we understand that the needs of those involved in 'conspiracies' and other mind control 'situations' varies greatly from your average 'nut'. Therapy is just too damn expensive, brain surgery more so. Why go to those unsympathetic bastards when you can come to us! So lie back, relax, and tell us all about it..... Send us your problems and our team of 'experts' will give you the advice you need."

bizarre The Time Travel Fund 2002 Aug 17
     ... time travel ...
"We establish a fund in current time. You make a small contribution to the fund, and in a few hundred years that small amount grows to a very large amount. From that fund, moneys will be taken and used to retrieve you, perhaps seconds after you join, perhaps even moments before your recorded death, perhaps some other point in your lifetime. Further, the fund may even pay to have you 'rejuvenated' medically (assuming this is scientifically possible at that time,) and support you financially for a number of years. (Note: Retrieving you just before the moment of death is just one possible scenario, but one that would avoid any Star Trek type paradoxes. There are an unlimited number of other possibilities, and we do not know what they will do, we can only make reasonably informed guesses.) ... Our fee is only , of which a percentage is placed into the fund, to grow and earn interest, and the rest is used to pay for overhead in running the website, covering legal fees, paying for your certificate, and maintaining the database of members."

cranky Einstein and Time Travelling 2002 Apr 03
     ... relativity . time travel . extraterrestrials ...
"Time travel and Einstein, mysteries of the Universe and aliens ... What are the possiblities of Time Travelling in the near future and why Albert Einstein will be regarded as the Father of Time Travelling when it becomes a reality. I assure you that you won't be dissappointed. ... Important: : Do you want to make easy money, while you are busy surfing the web??? I have tired it and found it pretty easy way to earn money. Unlike many other scams on the internet, joining this program will truly earn you money depending on the time u spend surfing the web...and the best of all its free and you have nothing to lose by joining!!! Joining the program is free and you will be paid on minute basis, while you are sufing the web!!! for more information and to join click here! ... Click on the blue elf to go to my alien land!"

crankiest Spaceman's Space 2002 Feb 26
     ... space exploration . science fiction . faster than light . time travel ...
Totally incoherent.

cranky Star Chamber Project 2002 Feb 25
     ... time travel . technology ...
"Is it possible to construct a machine capable of traveling back into the past?. The development of a totally new form of teleportation device, called the Star Chamber will attempt to put this theory to the test. This is a genuine attempt at designing and building a device capable of time travel. And this website offers a brief summary of the Star Chamber design."

bizarre Timeshift Trilogy 2001 Dec 29
     ... science fiction . time travel ...
"To create a world where time viewing is possible, Timeshift imagines a new physics. Alpha Light-the spectrum ranging from infrared to ultraviolet-splits off and continues on into space. But it leaves behind Beta Light, a hitherto unknown companion particle to Alpha Light that has a small, almost imperceptible mass. Beta Light is trapped in a sediment-like swirl by the earth's magnetic field. Because of its unique properties, Beta Light acts like a recording film capturing the images of the past exactly as they happened-sights, sounds, everything just as it was. Man can view the past, but not interact with it."

cranky Time Travel Research Center 2001 Oct 09
     ... time travel ...
"Explore the possibilities on the exciting new frontier of time travel with the Time Travel Research Center and Association, dedicated exclusively to advancing the study and development of time control and time travel capabilities."

cranky Future Horizons 2000 Aug 30
     ... technology . antigravity . free energy . time travel . UFOlogy ...
"Free energy experiments ... Hoverboard ... Obtain fuel from water ... Lightsabres ..."

illucid Sands of Time 2000 Feb 09
     ... paranormal . mind control . time travel . remote viewing ...
"Based on some of my memories, I would have to say that the mind control techniques are used in part to facilitate interdimensional travel, which is the harbinger of time travel. I have found the 'instinctive' ability to remote view, and in my own case the predominant ability lies in remote viewing in the past ..."

cranky The Genesis Project 2000 Jan 02
     ... technology . free energy . time travel . perpetual motion ...
"Existing physics tells us that destruction faces the same direction as time-flow. To prevent destruction radically, we have to find a new time-flow of creation in the field of physics. In other words, by generating energy from nothing, as the perpetuum mobiles described in science fiction. Recently, some theoretical physicists have begun to consider a concept of imaginary time and/or negative-energy. If the negative-energy can exist absolutely, energy concept in physics should be changed and extended to a negative-sphere. Then, it is consequent that perpetuum mobiles exist. Provided the perpetuum mobiles exist, people, for the first time, can be kept away from destruction. Thus, in order to change destruction into creation, first of all the mechanism of generating negative-energy should be cleared. That is the aim of Genesis."

cranky Free Colutron Research Literature 1999 Nov 25
     ... cosmology . gravitation . time travel . relativity . quantum mechanics . electromagnetism ...
"Atmospheric electrostatics ... a textbook on cosmology, gravitation, time, relativity and quantum physics..." In DOS/Windows executable format.

illucid Fime Net: The Universe in 5D 1999 Nov 04
     ... science . time travel . particle physics . grand unification ...
"What does an electron, a DNA molecule and a black hole have in common? ... How does this common apply to time? ... How does time relate to Fime? ... Is the unexplainable really non-explainable? ... What is the I (Eye) Principle? ... How can this principle help us in understanding our physical world and our place in the Universe? ..."

illucid AlienStock 1999 May 27
     ... extraterrestrials . time travel ...
"... is a world-wide party and a grand opening for Time Machine Hangars. The Festival is a get-together that invites 'Time Travelers' and 'People from the Future' to parties around the world."

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