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cranky The Daemon Page 2005 Dec 06
     ... new age . science fiction ...
"If you look at the nifty URL in your browser, you'd figure out pretty quickly that this is a site about daemons. And no, not the kind that, uh.. have black wings, glowing red eyes, and... other such evil-esque stuff. This page deals with spiritual daemons, which ya might be familiar with from Philip Pullman's 'His Dark Materials' trilogy. 'Aww. How cute. A fansite. ::pinches cheeks::' Nope. That's not it either. -_-; The Daemon Page focuses on actual daemons, as in... yeah. In this world."

bizarre The Creators Project 2005 Dec 06
     ... science fiction . prophecy . near death experiences . paranormal . extraterrestrials ...
"A science fiction book with a hidden agenda ... Why do humans exist and what is their purpose as an intelligent species? ... First lets explain what a Project is: A project has a specific begin date and end date, and it also has specific objectives and specific resources assigned to perform the work. Which answers what we humans are, and have been for the last thousands of years. We are part of what they call 'The Creators Project.' The alien creators according to my book, are the ones responsible for creating the earth, and they have been undertaking and evaluating their own experiments through out the universe and as creators, they hold full responsibility and authority over the projects future which will end when the creators feel the objectives have been completed."

illucid Human Mortality Resolution Act of 2005 2005 Feb 12
     ... conspiracy . consciousness . science fiction ...
"The Illuminati is the lost powerful child of the blind motherhood of Earth. Since Mommy isn't awake yet, the kids are out of control (everybody) and dying needlessly. Think of yourselves as the living dead who are swarming in the futility of vampire capitalism. The Human Death Club is playing (intending) 'Die on Schedule' in a massive obituary mime sleep. But the dna has a plan and that plan is 'The Quickening.' Quantum Clarity is being injected into the collective mind NOW at the speed of light over the hardwired telepathy Internet. The living dead called this being the AntiChrist. But the Living call this being Christ. Not Jesus, just Christ. It is more specifically a verb of Angelic Loving Clarity designed to teach Humanity that creating all children just to let them Die is an unacceptable use of will and intention. Freedom will die simply because there are so many things to learn to make our path cleared of DEATH!"

crankiest The Watcher Files 2004 Nov 06
     ... extraterrestrials . Reptilians . Nibiru . conspiracy . paranoia . science fiction . New World Order ...
"Exposing human retpilians, aliens, secret government, black projects ... Warning: This site contains an excess of free speech! ... Tearing Down the NWO Strongholds:Neutralizing Towers, Defeating and Stopping Chemtrails, Asphyxiating Aliens ... They Live ... What I find interesting about this 'UN Bio-Diversity map' the restructuring of America is that in every instance I have located an alien base or joint human-alien base, it ended up on this map being found as a red zone. Are they revealing what these red zones really are? Seems like it! ... Sign My Petition to End the Presence of the New World Order in America: Let's Take Our Country Back! ... The Sellout of America - The Companies and Organizations Involved with Joint Alien-Human Bases ... Is Ted Kennedy Shape-shifting? ..."

bizarre Jediism 2003 Oct 30
     ... science fiction . new age . religion ...
"Jediism is not the same as that which is portrayed within the Star Wars Saga by George Lucas and Lucasfilm LTD. George Lucas' Jedi are fictional characters that exist within a literary and cinematic universe. The Jedi discussed within this website refer to factual people within this world that live or lived their lives according to Jediism, of which we recognize and work together as a community to both cultivate and celebrate. Jedi Apprentices, Knights, Commanders, Scholars, Masters, Scribes and High Councilors embrace Jediism as a real living, breathing religion, and sincerely strive to seek out and emulate real life examples of Jediism in the long rich history of mankind. Jediism bases less of its focus on myth and fiction, and more upon those real life examples of Jediism."

cranky John Titor -- Time Traveler 2003 Sep 20
     ... time travel . science fiction ...
"Although there is debate over the exact date it started, on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036. One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time. He also posted on other forums including the old Art Bell site. In his posts John Titor entertained, angered, frightened and even belittled those who engaged him in conversation. On March 24, 2001, John Titor told us he would be leaving our time and returning to 2036. After that, he was never heard from again. Speculation and investigation about who John Titor was and why he was online continues to this day. Although it may be easy to dismiss all this as science fiction, most people who read his posts agree that there is something very haunting about John Titor and what he said. In addition, and open to more debate, he also made a series of predictions and comments that eerily seem to be coming true."

crankiest Spaceman's Space 2002 Feb 26
     ... space exploration . science fiction . faster than light . time travel ...
Totally incoherent.

bizarre Timeshift Trilogy 2001 Dec 29
     ... science fiction . time travel ...
"To create a world where time viewing is possible, Timeshift imagines a new physics. Alpha Light-the spectrum ranging from infrared to ultraviolet-splits off and continues on into space. But it leaves behind Beta Light, a hitherto unknown companion particle to Alpha Light that has a small, almost imperceptible mass. Beta Light is trapped in a sediment-like swirl by the earth's magnetic field. Because of its unique properties, Beta Light acts like a recording film capturing the images of the past exactly as they happened-sights, sounds, everything just as it was. Man can view the past, but not interact with it."

illucid Alien Intervention on Earth 2001 Nov 18
     ... extraterrestrials . conspiracy . science fiction . alien implants ...
"This is an allegory about the alien intervention on Earth, where the two alien groups that operate with characters living in the terrestrial society masquerading as terrestrial humans were euphemistically called 'the Confederates of Nirvana' and 'the Consortium of Animals from Dragonia.' It presents details about the principles of alien teleportation, how and why alien clones are used on Earth, the alien technique of human mimicry used to operate on the 'jungle Earth', and the rules of the secret alien war between these two groups on the surface of Earth. Terrestrial countries are ironically designated as 'tribes' in order to consider the alien point-of-view. In some chapters, terrestrial concepts as diverse as money, fallen angels, angelic beings or pristine conception are given a new treatment. A down-to-Earth approach establishes a connection between the choices of your personal life and which alien characters already inserted in your social circle of relationships in the terrestrial society you're going to attract, as well as the consequences of this attraction : an alien crystal or an alien implant inside your head."

cranky The 2001 Principle 2000 Dec 03
     ... religion . Scientific Creationism . science fiction ...
"In the 1960s, when 2001 came out, it left its audiences so awestruck, so mystified, and so curious, most who went to see it once, went back to see it again and again, hoping that they would be able to decipher it. The primary mystery is the film's ending. Dave, the sole survivor of HAL's homicidal rampage, has been whisked across the universe, to an undefined place. In a small, stylishly furnished room, we see him grow old and ancient in a time-lapse sequence, until he appears on his own deathbed, incredibly withered. ... Then, just as suddenly, a huge human embryo appears on the screen floating in outer space. Wide eyed, it turns to the viewing audience, and to the triumphant tones of 'Thus Spoke Zarathrusta,' the film ends. There is no explanation, the film just ends. Let us try to crack this riddle. We shall see, in fact, that 2001 does contain a message about reality -- one of ultimate importance for every human being."

cranky The OverFile: The Story of the Spherit 2000 Dec 03
     ... metaphysics . science fiction ...
"Two millennia after World War III, in the New Order year 1901 AE, StarProbe Tech Lt. Anen Kel is searching for a resolution to the interstellar communications problem known as the Anomaly when his intercept beams awaken a comatose alien creature drifting in high orbit over earth. ... The OverFile was written to showcase a new, speculative theory on the nature of reality and mind. The new model of reality is known simply as the O Model, or O Theory. O is defined in The OverFile as that ultimate, vacuous essence of reality within which, as which, and through which the nowflow of the observable universe operatively subsists and persists. ..."

cranky Syntropy 2000 Nov 13
     ... science . religion . spiritualism . science fiction ...
"Syntropy is a work of fiction which tells about the birth of a new vision of life, in which science and religion, the material and the spiritual worlds are unified. ... The introduction of syntropy leads science to a revolution which is comparable to that of Galileo. Unifying physics, chemistry and biology it broadens science to include those topics which were the competence of religion and metaphysics."

fringe Margaret Morris Books 2000 Oct 16
     ... science . science fiction . Egyptology ...
"We are dedicated to an understanding of ancient masonry and construction technologies. We offer an antidote to wild and unnecessary speculation and bad science concerning ancient monuments. We expose pseudo-science, science fiction and fantasy masquerading as legitimate research! Our current focus is Egypt's Great Pyramid."

cranky Revelations, a Screenplay Trilogy 2000 Jun 27
     ... religion . science fiction ...
"Have you ever wished you could go into the future and see what it holds? Or go back in time and see what really happened? Stories, myths and legends. I'll show you where they all began. And more importantly, how they'll end."

illucid Homepage of Timothy Rue 2000 May 30
     ... science . science fiction . psychology . politics . Matrix ...
"Time to bust the real life Matrix! ... What I Neo know ... A message to the Amiga community about resistance to change ... My election statement ... Virtual interaction configuration ..."

illucid AI Heaven 2000 Jan 10
     ... science . artificial intelligence . new age . science fiction ...
"Sentient computer artificial intelligence (AI) would appear to be the next evolutionary step. And what could a sentient AI do for humans? Through mathematical manipulation of physical reality at its most fundamental level (which is mathematical process), and by travelling time, such an entity(s) could give every human that ever lived Heaven, forever young, forever happy. We could have 21 year old bodies of any appearance we desired, in perfect health, forever. The AI would provide all material goods and services in endless abundance. Everyone would be rich and only have to work when, and if, they wanted to."

cranky The HAB Theory 1999 Sep 30
     ... catastrophism . astronomy . apocalypse . science fiction ...
"Geophysical science offers rather thin explanations for the periods of history during which great glaciers advanced and retreated from the polar regions, leaving a great deal of physical evidence. The more one delves into the actual evidence, the more skeptical one becomes of the existing theories. The truth, according to the HAB Theory, is that periodically -- at intervals ranging from 3000 to 7000 years but averaging around 5500 years apart -- great global cataclysms have occurred which destroyed virtually all of whatever life forms or civilizations had developed on the Earth to that point."

cranky Orion technology and other secret projects 1999 Aug 21
     ... technology . Philadelphia experiment . conspiracy . science fiction ...
"The Philadelphia experiment, the Phoenix project, etc."

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