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crankier Mars Archeological Research Society 2005 Oct 07
     ... Martians ...
"The purpose of this website is to document archaeological discoveries on the planet Mars. In particular, to determine the significance or meaning of bifurcated, half or profiled geoglyphs."

crankier Life on Mars through rover eyes 2005 Jul 02
     ... Martians ...
"Welcome to Mars! Enjoy some of the most remarkable pictures, taken by the Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity so far. Proven Chances Of Life on Mars Are Now Better Than 99.999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% !!!!!"

crankier The Peculiar Rocks of Mars 2005 Jul 02
     ... Martians ...
Yet another example of a human mind seeing patterns which are not there.

illucid The Story of Everything: The Descent from Symmetry to Insanity 2005 May 04
     ... space exploration . Martians . religion . mathematics ...
"Put aside what you think you know. Imagine for a moment that for your entire life, you have heard not the simple truth, but a carefully crafted tale. Your whole understanding of history is based on that fabrication, and it is just the latest version of a lie that has been told for generations. You continually see the clues, because like any lie, there are countless loose ends and absurdities that become obvious to anyone who opens their eyes and wonders why ..."

crankier Mars Anomaly Research 2005 May 04
     ... Martians ...
"The thumbnail image links below access only our most current reports and do rotate off this page at the bottom as new ones are added to the top. All visual evidence here is fully supported by and verifiable in the official science data and simple instructions are provided with each discovery to encourage and facilitate verification. Absolutely no alterations have been made to the evidence, only enhancements to bring it into sharper clarity. What you see here is exactly what is in the official science data. If ever in doubt, prove it for yourself via the verification process."

cranky Tendrils, Transparencies, Threads 2005 Feb 12
     ... Martians ...
"The 2004 photos of Mars have shown conclusively that the martian spheres(blueberries) have associated with them, in the embedding material and loose on the surface of Meridiani, a type of tendril. The tendrils are substancial sized, and have a double helical or spiral tessellation pattern internally in some, with possibly random varigated coloration markings on the outer covering(possibly two types of objects looking similar)of some. Some are marked by annular rings of tonal variation along the length. Others have a concentric ringed 'bullseye' pattern centered at the mid-range showing a matched pattern from the center point. They are found passing through the spheres or located near them. Some are embeddedin the bedrock material. Others are lying freely on the soil particulate surface, some elevated by support at one end, and still others are self supported in midair issuing from the soil at one end."

cranky The Case for Fossils on Mars 2004 Nov 06
     ... Martians ...
"This is an excellent image of a sea urchin found by Opportunity on Sol 222. The 'beak' and shell (or 'test') can be seen very easily. The geometric shape of the beak is clear, the radial patterns of the shell are clear and all radiate from the beak. The lines and pattern of the shell are indisputable. When will NASA finally admit that they have clear proof of life on Mars? My research has shown since February 2004 that they have fossils of all types of marine life -- urchins, trilobites, crinoids, squid, shrimp, and other complex life forms."

crankier Watcher Website 2004 Sep 19
     ... Martians . conspiracy ...
"Megaliths on the earth seem to be related to each other, built along a 'grid' composed of two pentagrams within the circle of the equator. All of the monuments fall into place along this grid if one pentagram is 'anchored' at Giza and one at the Prime Meridian 0 longitude. ... The Ouroboros is the Milky way Galaxy which keeps a cosmic clock the Greeks called the aion -- a time cycle which ends in a cataclysm. ..."

cranky The Case for Fossils on Mars 2004 Jul 10
     ... Martians ...
"While there has been a great deal of controversy lately about the subject, I have amassed a substantial body of data that clearly supports the fact that MER-B (Opportunity) has discovered fossil remains on Mars. In particular, the 'blueberries' are the fossil remains of a type of sea urchin, similar to fossils found on Earth. Examination of the rock and material around the crater (nicknamed Eagle Crater by NASA and JPL scientists) shows other, far more advanced life forms as well, including trilobites, squids, eurypterids, crinoids, and other ancient species."

crankier OBservation of Extraterrestrial Anomalies 2003 Mar 11
     ... astronomy . Martians . extraterrestrials ...
"This site is here to intrigue you and pique your interest in space exploration. Presented here are extraterrestrial anomalies that will incite curiosity, spawn research and contribute to the on-going discovery of our solar systems. You will find observations on stunning photographs and new ideas exploring extraordinary realms of recently discovered possibilities. ... Listening for life on Europa ... The Shroud of Turin on Mars ... Mars Global Surveyor imagery of Cydonia ... Geometric observations of Cydonia Mars based on Viking imagery ..."

cranky MarsNews.com 2002 Oct 04
     ... Martians . conspiracy ...
"... is a comprehensive news and information resource covering all aspects of the planet Mars. Our tagline, NewsWire for the New Frontier, conveys the spirit of our website and our belief that Mars represents the future of humanity. Our mission is to promote knowledge and understanding of Mars and issues surrounding the exploration of Mars. ... Stunning new images of the controversial 'Face on Mars' have been released on May 24, 2001 by NASA and their contractor for the Mars Global Surveyor. The images were taken in April 2001 using a technique designed to capture the maximum resolution possible, during optimal lighting conditions. The contractor for the MSG camera is Malin Space Science Systems. You can see their complete release, including a 3-D analglyph and very large versions of the image above on the MSSS Website."

cranky Common Sense Central 2002 Jul 26
     ... extraterrestrials . Martians . conspiracy . UFOlogy ...
"For those who seek plain talk and absolute brutal truth. You can never get answers to questions if you do not have the curiosity to even look and the courage to ask the questions. As all my students knew, asking questions is the very best part of learning. Because for every good question asked, the answers will always leave us with even more questions to ask; further taking our learning experience to new and unimaginable heights of awareness and enlightenment."

cranky Search for the Mars-Earth Connection 2002 May 13
     ... Martians . archaeology . extraterrestrials ...
"It is my belief that Mars was once a beautiful, fertile planet capable of sustaining life, much like our own, until some cataclysmic, global event changed everything. I believe that the survivors went searching for another planet, on which to live, and that they chose the Earth. We are their descendants. They were an advanced civilization who brought their technology with them. Upon reaching Earth, they proceeded to build the same type structures that were familiar to them on Mars. That way, if there were more survivors they'd recognize the structures and know where the others were."

crankiest The Mysterious Origins of Man 2002 Apr 21
     ... origins . Martians . medicine ...
"Join us as we examine controversial theories about man's origins and evolution, new findings about Egypt, the pyramids and the Sphinx, archaeological cover-ups involving ancient maps, dinosaurs and megalithic structures in Peru. Is the Sphinx thousands of years older than history tells us? Will the answer be found by a similar Sphinx-like face photographed by NASA on Mars? Does the essence of a simple flower have the ability to help cancer patients heal? Curious minds can explore these and other sujects that are reshaping our world."

links Dark Planet 2002 Feb 26
     ... paranormal . UFOlogy . Martians ...
"The world's leading paranormal search engine."

cranky ViewZone.com 2002 Feb 25
     ... new age . paranormal . anthropology . archaeology . conspiracy . Martians . medicine . Philadelphia experiment ...
"The case of the Face on Mars ... Anomalous stones of Peru ... Mars Revisted ... SV40: A deadly cure? ... The Philadelphia Experiment ... A Phoenician furnace and fortress in Oklahoma? ... Devil lived ... Cosmic consciousness ... What does color say about you? ..."

cranky Nibiru.tv 2002 Feb 25
     ... extraterrestrials . catastrophism . astronomy . Martians . Nibiru ...
"This is where we come from! Mars! My latest research has led me to a radical change in my belief as to where we originate from. To make clear my beliefs, We have been visited by an advanced race of humans. This is clearly evident from the pyramids, Stonehenge 1,2, and 3. The knowledge of the planets, The Mayan calendar, the knowledge of precession, the endless mysterious gigantic monoliths and ancient astronomical temples, to name just a few. Our ancestors as I will call them, are in my opinion exactly the same as us humans today. Our ancestors originated from Mars. Mars is Nibiru!"

crankiest Life on Mars? 2001 Oct 09
     ... Martians ...
"I've brought these images to the attention of several astrobiologists and the general opinion is that they are probably just dunes. Also, I've discovered that in two of the images- M0001395 and FHA01667, the sunlight is coming in from the opposite direction which means that the features which I believed were holes are actually round mounds. Still, I believe that there could very well be large animals on Mars for the simple reason that nature keeps surprising us."

cranky Cydonian Imperative 2001 Oct 05
     ... Martians . extraterrestrials ...
"The presence of possible alien artifacts on Mars is one of the most provocative enigmas confronted in the history of science. The following pages explore this possibility from political, social, anthropological and epistemological perspectives. While The Cydonian Imperative is necessarily an exercise in speculation, it is also an ideal format in which to explore the very real possibility of discovering extraterrestrial intelligence in the near future. The Mars Global Surveyor, currently orbiting Mars, has extended its mapping mission and we can only hope that Cydonia will be reimaged. Nevertheless, NASA has announced a new Mars orbiter to be launched in 2005 which will carry a camera with resolution greatly exceeding that of the Surveyor. While it is likely that a definitive test for artificiality must await a manned mission to Mars, the 2005 excursion promises to teach us a great deal--but only if NASA can be persuaded to take Cydonia seriously. In that spirit, this site is dedicated to unbiased inquiry and the pioneering curiosity that has brought us to the point in history in which indirect contact with extraterrestrial intelligence has become possible."

crankiest Martians known quantum physics 2001 Jul 21
     ... Martians . conspiracy . quantum mechanics ...
"Martians are in the middle of the way between terrestrial science and religion. They are not one thing nor another. Both science and religion separate the subject from the object. Martians don't. Scientific method as known on Earth, for instance, separates the observer from the phenomenon, taking for granted the premise that the phenomenon is something that exists by itself. It assumes that the phenomenon is something that you can put in a lab, measure, quantify, and repeat exhaustively as much as needed in order to elaborate a theory or enunciate a theorem. Martians, however, have a different agenda. They know the laws of quantum physics very well, and they apply its rules to anyone trying to investigate them, either on Mars or on Earth. They are like mercury: you can't 'catch' them with your hands. They flow off your hands right under your nose. They have the ability to read your thoughts so easily that you could say it's just like walking or drinking a glass of water for them. From the Martian point of view, it's something very trivial."

cranky News & Related Articles 2001 May 28
     ... paranormal . prophecy . archaeology . Martians ...
"Akashic records ... Edgar Cayce ... Earliest Scots discovered ... Archaeologists may have found new ancient culture in Southwest ... Many faces of Mars ... Face it -- it is a face ... Interplanetary surfing ..."

cranky Cydonia Quest 2001 May 28
     ... Martians ...
"Welcome! This web-site is dedicated to exploring the many theories of Richard C.Hoagland and his research group, the Enterprise Mission. These theories primarily revolve around a group of enigmatic formations in the Cydonia region of Mars that may be of artificial origin. This possibility has been fiercely resisted by NASA for over twentyyears and arouses heated passions, both for and against. ... But what if its true? What follows is a personal attempt to analyse the credibility of claims made by The Enterprise Mission."

cranky Face on Mars Critique 2001 Mar 31
     ... Martians ...
"Too many thousands of popular Web pages on 'Face on Mars.' Scientific journals remain silent. It is Fine-Art which stands beyond and above Science and yet ordinary people can assess and interpret those precious images from Mars. When with great expertise JPL/MSSS got this valuable image we became astonished. 'This is not a face,', everybody yelled. DiPietro included, but he said that sunset images were needed to confirm Viking's positive photos, while experts started to orthorectify and get the best of what incorrectly was assumed to be a 'poor' image. Not 'poor' at all, we see by now; just loaded with a 'Martian riddle.'"

crankiest Central Monuments in Cydonia 2000 Oct 01
     ... Martians ...
"By 2000 September important new advances in understanding the Museum of Monuments in Cydonia were made. We will emphasise here the 'artistic content' in the two most intriguing Monuments: 'humanoid' and 'face.' It all started by recognising an important discovery made by Eric Crew. In its merely qualitative content it became clear that Monuments 'Face,' 'Humanoid' and 'Tholus' have to be identified with planets Mars, Earth and Venus, respectively: ..."

illucid Herb, the royal ancient ancestrial alien 2000 Oct 01
     ... lunatics . Martians ...
"I am Herb, the royal ancient ancestrial alien. This site is about Mars, Plants also known as 'humans,' and life on Mars. On this site, I'm going to talk about my own skill or hobby. I'll give a bit of history on the subject itself, as well as some background on how I got involved in it. I might also include some instructions on how to perform my hobby, as well as any tips or tricks I've acquired through the years. And, of course, I'll include lots of pictures of the results of my hobby or of me enjoying myself doing it."

cranky MGS Face Image in a Different Light 2000 Aug 19
     ... Martians . skepticism ...
"Tom Van Flandern has posted a rectified version of the Mars Global Surveyor 'Face' image ... This version was constructed by Mark Kelly, a computer graphics specialist. ... If Kelly's reconstruction is accurate, it seems there can be little doubt that this landform is an intentional representation of a face, although perhaps a humanoid rather than strictly human face. But how accurate is it? This article addresses that question with a comparison of his reconstruction with the two Viking images taken by the Viking Mars orbiter in 1976."

crankiest Dreams of the Great Earth Changes 2000 Aug 02
     ... dream interpretation . extraterrestrials . UFOlogy . religion . hollow Earth . physics . Martians ...
"Alien and UFO news ... The opening eyes, the aperture; crop circles of July, 2000 ... The magnetic field ... Are we being told that the first trumpet of the Book of Revelation has blown? or is about to blow? ... Darwinism vs. Creationism ... The hollow Earth -- the dream and the reality? ... Just like other planets, Earth changes its equator also ... Scalar physics -- alternative energy ... New pictures of Cydonia ..."

cranky The Lunar Anomalies Homepage 2000 Jun 23
     ... extraterrestrials . astronomy . space exploration . Martians ...
"The Tom Corbett lunar pyramid ... Lunar anomalies, tetrahedral model of Cydonia, hyperdimensional physics and exploded planet hypothesis ... Visit the Alien Zoo! ... Crisium Bridge is falling down! ... 'Roman city' in Kepler? ... Ancient Moon map discovered ... '12th planet' discovered? ..."

cranky Face on Mars -- We Must Go 2000 May 13
     ... extraterrestrials . Martians . space exploration ...
"... is a no-ties web project aimed at increasing public knowledge of the anomalies present at 40.8° N, 9.6° W on Mars. We wish thereby to heighten the pressure on NASA to provide more and better photographs and other scientific data from the area and to eventually launch a manned mission there."

cranky Green City Network 2000 May 13
     ... conspiracy . politics . Martians ...
"Elian Gonzalez in 'concentration camp' ... Oil prices approved by Clinton ... Mars photos verify structures ... New details on 'missing' White House phone records ... Judge seals film footage of Waco siege recreation ... How the Digital Age left our spies out in the cold ..."

cranky Mars News 2000 Apr 15
     ... Martians . Egyptology ...
"Orion constellation on the surface of Mars? ... The Star Wars Episode One/Mars connection ... Unknown objects on Pathfinder ... Ancient city found on Mars! ... Another pentagonal pyramid on Mars .. Was the Great Pyramid built in the center of all land areas? ... The Mars Global Surveyor anomalies database ..."

anti Cydonia: Two Years Later 2000 Apr 10
     ... Martians ...
"On April 5, 1998, the Mars Global Surveyor spacecraft performed a specially-planned maneuver to photograph the 'Face on Mars.' Having successfully imaged the 'Face' on its first attempt, two additional maneuvers were used to observe other purported 'artificial' features: the 'City' (a cluster of small mountains west-southwest of the 'Face') and the 'City Square' (a group of four small hills surrounded by the larger mountains of the 'City')."

anti The "Face on Mars" 2000 Apr 10
     ... Martians . skepticism ...
"Subsequent to this release, some people have argued, mostly in the lay literature, that the face-like hill is artificially shaped. Although their argument has been expanded to a host of nearby features, none commands public interest like the 'Face.' This page will provide interested persons with both the raw Viking images, transformed to GIF format, and a brief tutorial (with examples) of image processing techniques applied to create 'better looking' images."

cranky Investigation into the Enterprise Mission's Proposition ... 1999 Nov 25
     ... Martians . extraterrestrials ...
"... I am ... only one of many who are wondering if there is any truth to this. I started this out as an impartial investigation into the Enterprise Mission data, and found some very startling and significant results."

cranky Scientific evidence of ancient intelligent activity on Mars 1999 Aug 21
     ... Martians . extraterrestrials ...
"Several objects about the size of small mountains on the surface of Mars are arranged in positions such that they form an astronomical scale model representing the Sun and the planets Mars, Earth and Venus in an area about 30km square ... Another more remote structure ... is of the size and position to represent Jupiter on this scale model."

cranky Mars: Anomalies from the Red Planet and Beyond 1999 May 31
     ... Martians ...
"The findings and opinions here are mine and some friends ... We are in no way experts or scientists ... For recreational use only ..."

cranky AULIS Publishers 1999 May 27
     ... conspiracy . Martians . Apollo program . origins . anthropology ...
"The Face on Mars ... Cities of Dreams ... Dark Moon ... Two-Thirds ... Expand your horizons ..."

crankiest Enterprise Mission 1999 May 27
     ... UFOlogy . Martians ...
"Richard C. Hoagland, founder of The Enterprise Mission, ... author of The Monuments of Mars, ... and principal investigator of The Enterprise Mission ... welcomes you to his official World Wide Web site. Steady as she goes ..."

cranky Life on Mars 1999 May 27
     ... Martians . extraterrestrials ...
"Like many others I was captivated by the images being sent back to Earth. Unlike many others I immediately started seeing little things that did not make sense to me, faces and shapes of small creatures in the sand. At first I had to assume they were all optical illusions, I've always been a big supporter of NASA and could not believe they would hide the truth about something this big. But these images have convinced me that extant life on Mars is a reality."

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