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crankiest 2005 Dec 23
     ... geology . planetology . cosmology ...
"The Earth is growing and expanding rapidly by external accretion (meteorites, dust and solar energy) and internal core expansion (by gravitationally induced heating) ... The mechanisms and a new cosmology ... The map shown here is PROOF of Earth's growth and expansion in just the last ~200 million years -- proving there were NO oceans (now covering over 70% of the planet) when it was 40% smaller than it is today. The evidence is obvious, unmistakable and irrefutable!"

crankier Earth Expansion 2005 Dec 06
     ... geology ...
"Earth Expansion is important, not simply because of the astounding fact in itself, but for what it implies, namely that there is no known mechanism by which expansion could occur to the extent apparent, which in turn points to the necessity for addressing the foundations of our understanding of physics. The Earth on which we live is graphic proof that for all our understanding of the world about us, in some serious way that is staring us in the face, in Plate Tectonics we have it wrong. We need to re-examine the evidence."

crankier A Planetary MetaGeology 2005 Oct 07
     ... geology ...
"Continental Drift Contradictions, Super Huge Impact Tectonogenesis ..." Available in PDF format.

cranky The Convenient Assumption of Subduction 2005 Feb 12
     ... geology ...
"Growth of the ocean floors uncompensated by subduction means that the Earth is getting bigger. Plate tectonics says, 'This is an impossible situation.' Therefore, since there is no known mechanism by which the ocean floors can grow to the extent they have, namely to create (not less than) two thirds of the entire surface area of the earth (and probably more when we include overriding of the Eastern Pacific by the Americas), Plate Tectonics simply says:- 'So, we can dismiss the possibility. Instead we will assume that subduction occurs. That way we do not have to consider the possibility of something we know nothing about, and what we think we do know, remains intact. Besides, we can see subduction in the seismic tomography. It is well documented.' And that, in a nutshell, is plate tectonics' position. But can we see subduction? Is it well documented? The answer is no, ...we can't. And it isn't."

crankiest Science is Broken 2005 Feb 12
     ... science . relativity . geology ...
"Prions as Junk Science: Prions are proteins which supposedly cause Mad Cow Disease in contradiction to all principles of biology. The Truth about Relativity: Relativity is based on contradictions, such as the receiving point of light determining its velocity, so effect precedes cause. The Cause of Global Warming: Humans cannot create global warming. Only 0.04% of the atmosphere is carbon dioxide; and oceans regulate it to the most minute degree. Hot spots in the earth's core are heating the oceans and causing global warming. Climate and Ice Ages: Ice age cycles explain climate changes when viewed from a model of oceans heating due to hot spots in the earth's core. Asteroid and Dinosaurs: An asteroid apparently marked the transition between the dinosaur age and modern biology. Grass was a major factor influencing the evolution. ATP Theory: Biophysicists developed a theory for energizing ATP which contradicts principles of physics by claiming kinetic energy is converted to chemical energy. Cancer and Evolution: Cancer must be caused by microbial agents, such as mycoplasmas, to have escaped the effects of evolution. The Cause of Heart Disease: Much evidence shows that the underlying cause is chlorinated water, which alters artery walls and causes white blood cells to attack the foreign substance."

crankiest New Model of the Universe 2004 Nov 06
     ... geology ...
"Okay, try this, model that current science presents to us. In it Earth doesn't grow, but simply cools, and the crust simply gets thicker. Then the whole crust all around the Earth would age and get thicker, equally all around the planet. One planet with a complete 5 billion year old crust. The whole surface of the Earth would be 5 billion year old, everywhere-equally. It would all be the same thickness and get younger only if you go straight down toward the magma. But if Earth grew, progressively, exponentially, over time because of the increasing creation of new matter... This is our picture: 5 billion years ago Earth is moon size. Its growth is silicate eruptions rising up through the surface and spreading like a geode or like our moon. This growth creates heat from friction and pressure. And as new matter is created and pushed outward (like a geode) a heated magmic under-surface forms with a thin crust. As the planet grows, the outer skin cracks and spreads and new surface is exposed and hardens. The crust is constantly cracking and spreading exposing new young hard granite and silicate surface. Gasses are ejected ... As gravity increases gasses are held and fall as liquid water to the surface. This cools the Earth's surface more and the crust gets thicker."

crankiest N.E. PA Polar Shift Preparedness Site 2003 Dec 15
     ... astronomy . geology . catastrophism . extraterrestrials ...
"To a small degree, the purpose of this web site is to alert a handful of you -- repeat, a few -- that a cataclysmic event may occur on earth around late May or early June. Those few are the ones with a vague sense that something big is just around the corner. The rest of you already know what's coming and you found this site through other sources. That said, the primary function of this site is to serve as a communications vehicle for the few of us in northeast PA who've already been informed, by whatever means, that an earthshaking event is imminent, an event that will shake the foundations of our lives and determine what we're really made of."

parody The Flat Earth Society 2003 Oct 30
     ... astronomy . geology ...
"The Flat Earth Society is a nonpartisan, non-profit and nondenominational membership organisation dedicated to improving the understanding of the nature of reality through pataphysical inquiry, empirical investigation and the exchange of ideas. While the Society is not a 'crackpot' group, it is opposed to the fashionable, politically correct Spherical Earth theory, which is expounded every day by so-called 'scientists,' the media and political leaders. The Society asserts that the Earth is flat and has five sides, that all places in the Universe named Springfield are merely links in higher-dimensional space to one place, and that all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense."

crankiest The Contradictions of the Mathematicians 2003 Oct 30
     ... mathematics . geology ...
"As we saw before, its planar surface being the very nature of liquid water, how can mathematicians claim that the earth is a sphere when they also affirm that a sphere is the opposite surface of a plane: The reader must be aware of the evil mathematicians, because most of them are engaged in their fantasies, really believing that mathematics is 'the Science that doesn't lie, the mother of all Sciences, the owner of the truth', and so on. If they were lovers of the truth they would reject the monstrous marriage of reality and unreality. The roots of this evil math spring out of Kabbalah, Sorcery, and Freemasonry ..."

bizarre Sahara Desert Supposition for the Global Environment 2003 Jul 24
     ... geology . meteorology ...
"This is a PROPOSAL to try and Terraform the Sahara Desert; to reclaim it for the benefit of Humanity and the Global Environment. Desertification of the World spreads every day. This will attempt to redress the balance."

cranky E.D.G. 2001 Mar 03
     ... geology ...
"How earthquake are being triggered ... Earthquake precursor and triggering data ... A demonstraion earthquake predition program ... Earthquake forecasting resources ..."

cranky Plate TEctonics and the Global Climate 2000 Aug 30
     ... planetology . geology . meteorology ...
"Life on Earth reels under the Supercontinental cycles. Every Supercontinent forms in a 'Tectonic Pause' with a global ice age. Massive ice sheets covers whole or part of the Supercontinent. Supercontinental breakup creates the new plates with a severe global warming and rapidly melts the ice sheets, exiting the global ice age period. Breakup and joining of the plates in between two Supercontinental periods causes small scale global warming and ice ages. Mass extinction occurs in the ice age and global warming periods. Evolution takes place in the post global warming period. Life thrives in the steady moving of the plates or in the period of oceanic plate subduction."

cranky The Expanding Earth 2000 Jul 07
     ... science . geology . paleontology ...
"Crustal shortening in the junior effect. Eventually, such investigations as that above, will gravitate toward vertical control of orogenesis with a primary extension controlled geodynamic setting, with sequences of secondary, upper-crustal level, compressional gravity induced flow nested within, i.e., global expansion tectonics." Availble in a downloadable form in PKZIP format.

fringe Dinosaur Extinction: The Volcano-Greenhouse Theory 2000 Jul 02
     ... science . evolution . paleontology . astronomy . geology ...
"The cause of the K-T [Cretaceous-Tertiary] extinctions is one of the great mysteries in science, and many scientists have proposed theories to account for it. Theories span a vast spectrum of causes including: sea level change, supernova explosions, climate change, and on and on. Beginning in the 1980s, two new theories became the topic of an intense scientific debate. They are the K-T impact extinction theory originated by the Nobelist physicist, Luis Alvarez, and his team, and the K-T Deccan Traps volcanism-induced carbon cycle perturbation extinction theory which I originated, which, for short, I call the volcano-greenhouse theory."

cranky Christian Geology Ministry 1999 Oct 29
     ... Scientific Creationism . geology ...
"Those looking for correlation between Creation beliefs and the geological sciences will find some thought provoking concepts here that challenge some of the traditional dogma of both."

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